Overheard at Zoom School

Conversations overheard Kindergarten Zoom school. Names have been changed for privacy. Send me your funny overheard conversations for a chance to be featured.

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

@chrissyteigen It’s not a lie tho. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m from Ohio.

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Teacher: *reads Goldilocks and the Three Bears* Can anyone retell the story for me?

*One by one the kindergarteners raise their hands to reiterate how dangerous it is to enter strangers homes. No one retells the story.*

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

*Teacher calling on students one by one.*

“My birthday is next month”
“My birthday is December 18th”
“I’m going to go to 5 below after class.”
“My mom has an Apple Watch.”

*Random facts for days.*

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Update: Kindergarten teacher is not having it today on Zoom. Lots of heavy sighing and “teacher voice” moments. 😆 She’s holding it together though. Honestly, I feel for her. You do you, Kindergarten teacher. You do you.

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

2nd grade student: Mrs. Smith! Your shirt looks like germs!

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Teacher: What sound does the letter F make?

2nd Grader: *raises hand* F says F***!!

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Child: *puts on headphones for Zoom class*

Also child: *starts asking Mom questions about what’s being said in Zoom class.

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Teacher: Let’s make a list of the words that start with the letter W.

Kid 1: Watermelon

Kid 2: Wheel

Kid 3: Wine. Wine starts with W! Do you drink wine, Ms.Smith??

Teacher: Um... I think it’s time for our break.

#kindergartenzoom #wine #teachers

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

A little girl in my son’s Zoom class tells every single teacher, “You’re my favorite teacher!”

My question is... How much hush money is good amount to request for my silence? 🤔

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Imagine waking up, signing on to Zoom, then getting interrogated by twenty-five 5 and 6 year olds who have millions of very specific questions about your birthday cake. #zoomschool #teachers #kindergarten

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

The music teacher is just constantly asking kids if they’re okay. Mostly because they’re melting in place and falling out of chairs. 😆 #zoomclassroom

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Teacher: Why do we have the rule “don’t run” in school?

5 year old girl: Because then they might hit heads. And maybe DIE!!

😳😆

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Teacher: *echoing* Can you - Can you - hear me? - hear me?

5 year old: Um. Excuse me. Do you have two computers set up?

Teacher: I DO have two computers set up.

5 year old: Just mute one computer.

Teacher: Ok. Let me try... oh! That worked!

#geniusbar #geeksquad

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Zoom Art Teacher: Oh! Samantha! Can you not put that near your eye? That’s scary!

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Kindergarten Teacher: I love this book because - Owen! You need to put your clothes on! - because it’s a perfect example of...

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

*Teacher’s dog barks in the background of Zoom school.*

Child: *raises hand* Excuse me! Teacher! I have a question! Would you keep your dog...um...do you have a dog cage?

[Overheard at Zoom School @FunnyZoomSchool]

Music Teacher: I know you guys are tired but just do your best.

Kid: I’m not tired

Music Teacher: oh. Well good for you.

One by one, children coming unmuted to shout “I’m not tired either!!!”