A real life Lady

Contemplating the smörgåsbord of life in an eternal state of confusement and bewilderwonder

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

@MsAnaMatronic Oh my DiscoDarling...FREAKIN LOVIN #DanceDevotion 💋💖

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

@johnrobb77 I say, quite the Fox, Sir... Norwich loved it. Great hair. Cheeky chops. Just sorry no dosh left for a Mem-shirt #overcidered

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

@JulianHillUK We're watching :) So proud of you H&B xx

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Found an actual toad in an actual hole

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Been channelling 'Shaky' whilst painting the front door a lovely shade of Green ...

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Accidentally 'Frontlined' myself.... drink milk drink milk!!!... bleeeeurgh

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

If She Sells Sactuary, I wonder, how much does it cost and will she accept a credit card?

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

A field mouse with a broken leg, a harvest mouse with a gammy eye and an overweight wood mouse... It's all go go go at the critter rescue HQ

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

If at first you don't succeed, have a pickled onion... I find it helps shallot

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Spending the weekend in the strange land of limbo, having a weird one... Want some fun now please! Any takers?

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Play with feathers, get your arse tickled ...

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Loves it when she puts her fingers in cider

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

In two minds whether to or not ...

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

So i noticed Bat for Lashes 'Daniel' kinda borrowed the baseline from The Cure's 'A Forest' and whaddayaknow the mashup is already out there

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Currently experiencing actual love for Miele domestic appliances

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Furminating the cat and forcibly exercising a fat bunny

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Thinking about doing some thinking, then doing some of the things I thought about whilst thinking about something else I should be doing

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Yay I got rubbish MJ tickets, couldn't be more relieved yet still peeved...ah well as the saying goes "At least you'll be there!"

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

It's lonely and dark in the cold loft for poor teddy - get him down at once and hold him to your bosom!

[A real life Lady @Funnylingus]

Watching Skins, is it wrong to want to 'look after' 'feed up' and generally 'take advantage of' that Freddie guy who's probably half my age?