Alex Jayne

Funsize, aka Alex.

[Hon. Scott Morrison AC @ScoMo30]

if Labor wins we won't know who is running the country, let alone who is Finance, Defence or Foreign Affairs Minister #lateline

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

YAS BARTY

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@justmerri 😡😡😡

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@justmerri @grenade66 Oh, is THAT what I was doing wrong

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@grenade66 @justmerri ❤️ back at ya

Also, excuse me, kidney stone?! That is not a fun time!!

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

@justmerri @thiscassgirl Mum’s friend described going to church (I’m 90% it was mum & dad’s wedding) as “surprise callisthenics”

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@justmerri What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

@justmerri Honestly, fuck covid kgs

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@justmerri 🤞🤞🤞

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

@ServicesGovAU How am I meant to call you? I’m trying to change my name on Medicare so I can link it in MyGov and get my vaccination history.

Every time I call you’re too busy and tell me to go online. Online tells me I have to call for a change of name due to marriage.

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

@broncook76 Aw, shit.

Yeah, sprinklers will mess you up, we had a flood last August, they were doing the annual test and there was a hairline crack in a pipe… next minute, flood on level 34 🙃

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

@broncook76 Sure is! Hopefully it wasn’t a major fire?

Traffic controller just told me someone went out the wrong way on Fawkner and got collected by someone turning in, and went into the building… car was gone but Highway Patrol cop car was there 🤦‍♀️

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

@broncook76 Meanwhile, someone drove into Southbank Place allegedly… one of the windows is smashed at the laundromat

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Casual reminder of how well this aged.

[Kyle and Jackie O @kyleandjackieo]

NSW Premier @GladysB on Victoria's lockdown: “It’s much easier to lock down because you don’t have to worry about anything, it’s much more difficult to let people move around when the virus is circulating.” #COVID19Vic #MelbourneLockdown #KJshow

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

@laenij Nah, it’s officially called How To Stay Married. But the lead actress writes a book called My Shit Husband and it’s all over the promos and it’s just the show’s second name at this point

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

I have no idea what kind of witchcraft I performed, but I didn’t get a single My Shit Husband ad all episode?! #MasterChefAU

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

I don’t want to jinx it, but I’m 30 minutes into this episode and I haven’t seen a single My Shit Husband ad. #MasterChefAU

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@Happy_kiddo

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Tonka dessert looks very pretty, but I always feel like gold leaf is just a bit ~extra~ and not necessarily needed. #MasterChefAU

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

Eric is too precious for this world. #MasterChefAU

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@broncook76 Yeah, someone else just said they got one too! I’m still going strong, bizarrely

[Alex Jayne @Funsiiize]

I don’t want to jinx it, but I’m 30 minutes into this episode and I haven’t seen a single My Shit Husband ad. #MasterChefAU