Funtime Freddy

Well, HELLO AGAAAIIIN! [@RightHandBon's Funtime Freddy] [Defective by default (Malfunctioning voice, etc.) and defaults to Part & Service]

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

//Fair warning - this Funtime Freddy is still defective by default, and as such resides in Parts & Services. You must specify (Or at least directly imply) if you want otherwise.

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

<Funtime Freddy has been mistakenly leading people to non-existent parties for a year, now.

Well, it’s better than mistakenly killing said people> #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@NightGuardLil //Who dis?

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@AmiableEngineer Welllll, why not? We have no events coming up immediately!

<The bear wasn't exactly sure how this would benefit him, but it wasn't really that important to be concerned about, so he just went with it>

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@AmiableEngineer Freddy does not make these. It's not his fo-fo-focus.

<He then proceeded to place the paper plane on her head with a balancing act. Quaint>

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@AmiableEngineer You underestimate the birthday parties, hahahaaah!

<He adjusted his bow tie and top hat carefully and straightened up while she approached>

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@AmiableEngineer I'll be fiiine! This isn't rare to me!

<He meanwhile reached down and retrieved the paper airplane to examine it, as if there were something special about it>

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@springybestie <Rolling around at the speed of sound.

Well, that wasn't going to go unnoticed, the bear was on his way to see what was going on here>

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@AmiableEngineer <HONK!

That beaned Funtime Freddy on the nose and caused two of his faceplates to pop out in reaction. Nice>

Now now, keep the f-fun-fun-fun saaafe!

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@springybestie //Weeell, who's this?

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@OfGuitarPlaying //"Bonnie heckin' DIES!"

wat

Like, how can people claim that happens without your input?

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@SoftyPuppet //F

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@OfShowtimes <What’s the worst that Funtime Foxy is gonna do, kick him?

The bear isn’t that weak, fortunately. He just wanted to make sure that his entertainment partner was fine>

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@OfShowtimes <What a terrible man, indeed! Someone should teach that Thanos a lesson.

Jokes aside, Funtime Freddy will have to investigate the situation>

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@OfShowtimes <Should have stayed out of Parts & Service...

Or where-ever in the world Funtime Foxy decided to investigate and get literally disarmed in all terms>

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

//Okay, I stopped being non-existent!

Baby steps, baby steps.

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

//I wanted to be here tonight, but work was just so harrowing, and I had to be in two other places at once almost right after.

I’ll try to be here tomorrow...

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

//Funtime Freddies.

Funtime Freddies everywhere.

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@AmiableEngineer //GG no re!

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@AmiableEngineer //I did wheeze, yes! You got me there.

[Funtime Freddy @FuntimeFazzy]

@AmiableEngineer //This is literally the first tweet that I saw after following you.

I’m...not mad or anything, just very unsure on how to proceed.