Charlie G

[Charlie G @Funtime_Charlie]

@bigstevo87rfc @PaulM658 She literally had to have her tampon removed in hospital.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

There are people out there who don’t even know what Teams is. They’ve never used Outlook and have never had to log in 47 times a day through Microsoft Authenticator. They’re living the best life imaginable.

[Gabor Gurbacs @gaborgurbacs]

Take me somewhere expensive…

[Carl Vernon @RealCarlVernon]

When petrol goes to £2.30 a litre and drops back to £2.00, they'll be out telling you what a great job they've done.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The weekend's nearly here.

[Greg Lever @GregLever_]

So Everton have looked at spurs paying 100m for tonali, 85m for Savinho and gone yeah we’ll have Ndiaye for 60m and you can give us 35m back for Richarlison

🤯

[Tony Scott @Tony_Scott11]

Evertonians have been through the mill enough over the past 30 years let alone the past 24 hours but selling your best player to a club that's finished below you in the past 2 seasons doesn't scream ambition, it's the opposite.

[Charlie G @Funtime_Charlie]

The problem that we will have (England) is that we cant and never have been able to break down a team (decent ones) with the exception of set pieces. Whilst set pieces are the ultimate importance, we lack the craft and guile to put teams away without them.

[Dan @leathergregory]

"Come and show your Nanna your new football kit!"

[J @64_hero22]

I truly hand on heart believe that Everton football club could do this to a man

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The fatal flaw with democracy is that the skills required to convince people to vote for you are completely unrelated to the skills required to successfully run a country.

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

Fulham Ultras have gathered at Craven Cottage to pay tribute to Marco Silva who has announced he is leaving #ffc

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

The Tories are heading for 2% in Makerfield but this is, at least, intellectually coherent from Badenoch. She’s thinking and talking in paragraphs.

[Fran @frannyporter]

That's the difference between us and them. They finish fifth and it's not good enough so they sack the manager, we finish 13th and the managers giving interviews about how Alex Ferguson bullied him into submission. We're a pathetic excuse of a football club. Stability FC eh lads?

[Ben ⚔ @sufcben]

Whichever boro employee spotted that spy should be leading team out at Wembley

[Tim @UpperBullen]

No need to spy on Everton. Same team, same tactics, same subs at same time every week

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 @EvertonNewsFeed]

West Ham United’s Premier League survival rests on Everton picking up 3 points at Tottenham away.

Spurs haven’t won a home game this calendar year

[Jim Keoghan @jim_keoghan]

‘Everton That’ v ‘Spursy’ - It’ll be interesting to see which shit force is most potent

[Charlie G @Funtime_Charlie]

@Everton Abysmal that lads

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

I think any progressive and ambitious Premier League club should now spend whatever they like and push the boundaries way past compliance.

Because if you only receive a paltry fine for adding players who materially helped you win trophies then it's worth it.

Was massively pro spending rules but clubs illegal spending prior to PSR isn't being punished at all and I bet those clubs are pissing themselves, all while clubs with the money to compete with them today are having to audit every fucking toilet roll, with promising home grown players being horsetraded like meat in order to comply with PSR.

Clubs and supporters should always support rules which protect our clubs from themselves at times, but dishing out fines that some clubs can find from the back of the boardroom sofa while directly profiting from the players "illegally" purchased makes a mockery of the system.