Victoria

Word vomit

[Victoria @FunwithVee]

Current support in this marriage

Me: Come here so I can suplex you
Tony: If you really learn it, I'll get a helmet so you can practice on me

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I need to nap but it's 7pm 😭

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It's so disappointing how ppl decide to park

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Forgot that I'll need the business days for my legs to work again after a leg workout

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Do we know if the Gatorade is in the microwave? The moon is ridiculous tonight.

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Wow I hate eating early then sleeping starving 8 hours later

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Ugh 4 hours through a true crime podcast only to not know who done it

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I like it when you walk into a bakery and the smell of gluten smacks you in the face and have it's way with you

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What happened during the pandemic that no one knows how to drive anymore

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Who do I have to email for next season's suggestions for #physical100? I have a couple of notes.

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*Any inconvenience at all*

Me: *looks up real estate outside of NYC*

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I'm pretty sure someone out there is tweeting right now about how they overheard my conversation about how I wished I didn't get dropped on my head as a child

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Me: I'm so tired. I don't think we should go out.
Introverted husband: You're going to go out, stop getting my hopes up.

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At this point, I don't know anyone's real names- just what people introduced them as.

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*gets $30 Costco giftcard*

*browses $3k furniture in Costco website*

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I decided to switch it up and throw paper. To no one's surprise, they continued to throw scissor and long story short, our team did not get to play the first round.

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I would've gotten lasered in the head by now if I was playing games in #AliceinBorderland

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One time for volleyball we had to draw lots to see who gets to play first. I told the other two teams that I'm going to throw hands for scissor. For the first two rounds we all tied throwing hands for scissors.

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Spent the past week using hand salve on my lips thinking it was lip balm

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Considering how much I wanna commit to the y2k themed party and if I want to overpluck my eyebrows for it