Fun With Flares

Arsenal Fan, block 9 and sometimes away. I’m a gentle soul but for some reason blocked by AFTV, Adrian Durham and my local police station!

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

I wonder what this guy did to have his picture up in a GPs surgery

[MO @raptorAFC]

There’s no way Arsenal fans and Liverpool fans are still arguing over parade sizes and fan bases 😭😭😭 who even cares about that

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

@PLCPolice has given me some great laughs, I'll miss it.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

Budapest is a lovely city and I hope to return one day and see more of it. But it’s wholly inadequate as a final venue. Of course we all know UEFA awarded it because they were cozying up to Orban. Football’s governing bodies are rotten.

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Budapest is a nice city.
The Puskas Arena is a quality stadium.
But the airport in Budapest cannot handle that volume of passengers safely and efficiently.
Therefore UEFA made a huge mistake in giving a champions league final to the city.

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

I can't reply to tweets for some reason

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Major progress regarding the 2.10 from Budapest to Gatwick.
We've got from standing inside doing nothing to standing outside doing nothing.

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

The person who decided should terminal 1 of Budapest Airport for a champions league final should do jail time

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

💔

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Last season Eberechi Eze won the FA Cup for Crystal Palace.
My prediction is he will come off the bench and win the Champions League for Arsenal

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

45 minutes away from greatness.
Viktor Gyökeres to come on and seal the win.

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

I'd say the stadium is 70% Arsenal at leaat

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Finally made it to a champions league final.

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Budapest

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Today could be the greatest day.

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

@FPLDonnyK I used to be like you, my loyalty to Ludazade was unshakeable but out of necessity one day I gave orange Lucazade a chance and..its not bad. Crying shame theres no more Lemon Lucazade

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Reminds of the time me and the cousin agreed to shake hands and not argue at a family gathering because I like original Lucazade and he prefers orange Lucazade

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Club sources do NOT expect there to be any animosity between Anthony Gordon & Julian Alvarez in relation to the Falkland Islands dispute 🇦🇷🇬🇧

The club expect the pair to AVOID politics and be GREAT team-mates 🥰

@sport

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

The BBC now writing articles based on the ramblings of blue tick Liverpool and Manchester City fan accounts

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Every VAR error: How Arsenal escaped red cards and penalties https://t.co/xEProzlgeu

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

@Hillsygooner Just spotted in the Adidas Shop in Oxford street 😂

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

@Joanne_Tester