gizzzzz

only dublin native

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there's gotta be more to it than this why dogs like sticks ☺️

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the effervescent tablet will initially sink, but it shall rise to the surface before fully dissolving

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youth is wasted on the young? prune juice is wasted on old!

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Willing to come forward now to say yes I been sexting with Mary mcAleese and yes it has helped my fledgling centre left news paper get some good leads but no

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If the sad winos of 1950s Dublin knew they could have just sat on Drury street with some twinks for company they would have been subject of much less scrutiny

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as the mice in my bedsit use my interdental brush to sweep up their droppings after our uneasy truce was established on the battlefield of crumb; toaster tray; I can't help but produce my iPad mini and engage in some prose writing; yup 👉🏻 English lit degree not wasted

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nah cos why is the infantilisation of Ryan in the latelate fandom starting to feel kinda uncomfy..

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I just know Bertie Ahern would have E-40 flow if he spit bars broj nahhhh

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my subversive gender swapped version of leôn the professional has been canned

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I was forced - I wouldn't say forced - I was **strongly** encouraged to introduce non-native bacterium to the topsoil sample taken last night by moonlight

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@maccaucelebrity greener in person pointed fingers

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the actual Grinch was here today at hogs and figs bookstore where I'm a custodian where I pick up the bookmarks that fall from those books that people hold loosely.

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my much loved, heavily dog-eared and annotated copy of The Twits was stolen this morning on the luas between triangle and carrickmines if anyone has any leads please send them on

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If I'm a pig, as many believe, perhaps I can locate a truffle on my way to slaughterhouse. This has been my philosophy throughout. Furthermore,

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got the goretex shoes on can just piss on them at the urinal and the bar it's no problem and most folks seem agreeable this eve

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how come I'm being censored? online..

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people keep insisting I digitise the records I keep on various shopspeople and clerks working in centras and londi (plural) and spar - no, I will not digitise these records

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mayonnaise is a gobsmackingly stable emulsion

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Irish SNL featuring: garmin noone, johnjoe clocks from late late,

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it points to a innate gravitation of the human skull towards sadness that even when, considering a happy memory, the human will consider it with a certain sense of melancholy for it not to be happening right then that moment. this points to th-

yeah, I gotta stop reading poems