Almond Brown

Lover Girl▪️Cookie Artist▪️Aries▪️Holy Toker▪️I Fry Chicken Hard The 1st Time▪️Yerrrrr▪️3rd page but you can’t keep a real one down

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

I decorate sugar cookies in my free time. Batch52 on IG

[Chioma ❁ @bzingers]

39. Do you have your own business??

If yes, advertise your business here…… your customers might be here.

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

Nepotism at its best and I’m not mad at it

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Will Ferrell’s appearance on Michelle Obama’s podcast has fans discovering his son Magnus Ferrell’s music.

[Kaylara's All Gas, No Breaks! @Kaylara0wl]

There's a spree killer hunting gay men in Philadelphia, he's murdered 2 gay men already and shot a 3rd, who survived but was grievously injured. The killer is believed to be 21 year old Jahylin Melchur. Pictures below were released by the Philadelphia PD.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

George E. Johnson, the pioneering Black hair care entrepreneur who created Ultra Sheen and Afro Sheen, has died https://t.co/urQ555iQy5

[𝓔𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓪 @elioralux]

A woman at work announced she was filing for divorce.

Nobody asked why.

One guy immediately laughed and said,

"Let me guess... he forgot your anniversary?"

She smiled and replied,

"No."

"He forgot our marriage."

The room went quiet.

She explained that he never cheated.

Never hit her.

Never even yelled.

He just slowly stopped participating.

She made every appointment.

Remembered every birthday.

Planned every holiday.

Handled the bills.

Scheduled the repairs.

Bought gifts for his family.

Packed the kids' lunches.

Booked their vacations.

When something went wrong, everyone called her.

One day she realized she wasn't married.

She was managing an adult.

Then she said something I haven't forgotten:

"I didn't leave because he did one terrible thing."

"I left because he made me do a thousand small things alone."

Half the office nodded.

The other half looked confused.

And honestly...

I think that's why so many divorces surprise the person who wasn't paying attention.

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

I just noticed TI had King in the car 😂😂😂 IKTR

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Men don’t raise their daughters to be submissive. They raise their daughters to be independent, outspoken, educated, powerful, and everything that men claim they hate about women. 😅 Why? Because men don’t trust men.

[I have so many questions? @english_shamar]

Tichina Arnold’s television run is so crazy when you take a closer look at the timeline:

Martin (1992-97)
One on One (2001-05)
Everybody Hates Chris (2005-09)
Survivor’s Remorse (2014-17)
The Neighborhood (2018 - 2026)

This level of consistency is unreal. Pure excellence.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

Who’s her old head? Should’ve made sure she had her name on the paperwork

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

@Strictlyirene Amazing

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

@femiiiszn If I see a big ass roach I’m screaming idk

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

Oh brother, who let the annoying in? 🙄

[✨eh boh knee✨ @EbbTyde]

"if nobody else love us, let's love on each other." A word, Lauryn. #BETAwards

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

Now Ms. Lyte, what you mean by more #BETAwards girl?

[Echo @EchoDoesRadio]

Lauryn’s speech was beautiful! ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 #BETAwards

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

Dana Owen’s is a performer baby. An icon. A queen. #BETAwards

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

I know we joke but Lauryn Hill is exactly who she thinks she is. Muthaaaa #BETAwards

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

Awww Zion 🥹 #BETAwards

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

Lizzo said this mic is ONNN #BETAwards

[Almond Brown @FupaFairytwo]

Lizzo looks the fuck GOOD #BETAWARDS