FurCo Fursonnel Relations

The corporate world is a zoo. We're sort of the zookeepers.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

We're an equal oppurrtoonity employer proudly offering equal pay.

Generous benefits: Health insurance, on-site daycare for cubs, cafeteria, and ergonomic workstations for ferals, alternating off weekends and generous vacation time.

Climate-controlled workspaces coming soon. https://t.co/DZMKzVWbIO

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

Which is a subsidiary of FurCo.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

@homphs You're not allowed to eat coworkers. We've been over this before, Kieran.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

AHEM, you better be plotting on how to let those red panda coworkers out of the cafeteria freezer before you clock out.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

We've been asked by our staff nurse hippopotamus, Brenda, to ask that employees stop asking her about the HIPPO law. It's HIPAA.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

We are acquiring several dozen of these for our employees with big bappypaws.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

Oh look, it's FurCo.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

As a reminder, April Fool's jokes involving attempting to eat prey coworkers is against corporate policy.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

Professional snep is professional

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

To enable our feline coworkers to be able to attend future virtual work meetings, we will no longer be using Zoom.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

@BoozyBadger Yes, that's what we classify it as.

Also, we've decided to retroactively not count any time off against our employees since the pandemic began, and tack it onto everyone's allotment once the office is reopened.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

@ScaniGryph @pathhyena @teefwave Guess where he's working starting Monday?

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

@biggustiggus, can we see you in our office?

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

Well, this was awkward....

[Bukky @_Ebuka]

I'm crying

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

This is how Kieran got promowted to head of our Premier Amazon Web Services implementation team.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

FurCo would like to remind its R&D employees that rodent coworkers are not to be used as test subjects for product development experiments without their written consent. We don't care if Reggie from Supply is a lab rat.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

@BuddyGoodboyEsq 3663

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

@BuddyGoodboyEsq Then talk to Foodservice on 2.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

@BuddyGoodboyEsq These meetings need to be held in the conference rooms off the North Annex Atrium. It's the only macro-sized conference area.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

That's one of the perks of working at FurCo HQ.

[FurCo Fursonnel Relations @FurCoHR]

@Erin_Kitsune Not sure at this point, might be doing one in July. The office here is so hectic though usually. It was nice to get out to a convention for a change.