Furious_Squid

I am a woman of many contradictions.

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@seankelder @DanRather I immediately started singing this

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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@PeteFlynn5 @FiGilg @Michael1979 I have heard that there are groups of people home sewing Cravats of Disgrace as they are so hard to find in the shops right now due to the global shortage

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@EffinBirds Yes. Yes and Yes.

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@A_single_bear You should ask Tabitha

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@A_single_bear Love and whatever is in the dumpster

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I have painted my toenails w/pink glitter polish to try to distract me from all the nonsense happening in the US. #notenoughglitter

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yes. that was important enough to break my month long twitter silence

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must remember to find new way to walk home that does not involve small gnats going up my nose

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They are building a new building next door w/green roof. Currently Man on tractor riding around on roof.

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I am constantly making up tweets in my head that don't make it to the computer

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My right Puma sounds like it was built with a rubber duck in the sole.

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I may need to get out more so I have something to tweet about.

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Have not been to work on a Monday in like a month why start now?

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Just finished reading "The Story of Edgar Sawtelle" and I am perplexed and bewildered.

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Questioning past decisions, knowing I should be at ALA conference this weekend.

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I think I may have bruised my arm trying to unbutton a button

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I officially am apologizing to my computer and twitter for all of my neglect, surely there is some way to atone for this folly

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My computer is not cooperating this evening

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It feels odd to be home.