FuriousIan

Often furious. Always Ian. Known to anxiously perseverate.

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@IJasonAlexander A poor person voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

Just finished the perennially epic battle of putting a fresh duvet cover onto the comforter along with clean sheets.

Now eating oily, salty popcorn in bed because fuck past-me from 5-minutes ago and fuck future-me 5-minutes from now.

[Google @Google]

Last week, we hosted our 2023 Google HBCU Hackathon, bringing together over 150 students to build technical and non-technical projects with the help of Google mentors from 20 different teams. Congratulations to this year’s winners!

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@CenlarFSB Please, please, please resolve your issue with @mint . It’s been going on for years and is the worst part of being a Cenlar customer. Everyone else allows their systems to be integrated with Mint. Please join them. PLEASE!

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@moeyoldbold This is a very specific poll for folks at the Department of Motor Vehicles

[Zachary Elwood @apokerplayer]

If you have a drinking or drug problem, make it sound a bit sophisticated by saying you’re “into macrodosing.”

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@kurtisconner Wayfair has just what I need.

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

They sell mugs that say:
I ♥️ Mom
I ♥️ Dad
I ♥️ my wife
I ♥️ my husband

The don’t sell
I ♥️ my baby

🧐

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

This is just brutal timing

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@moeyoldbold Because you should! 😂

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@ykwireless Is the storm impacting service in Sisters? (Internet is down.)

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

when he gives me that wood

[Casey Parks @caseyparks]

When I was 10, a girl I knew told me she liked me. I knew without knowing what she meant, knew that ‘like’ meant something awful, so I squirmed away from her and ran toward our neighbor’s trampoline and jumped as if that would deliver me from myself. 1/

[Michael Erler @MichaelErlerSBN]

WhY dO yOu LiBtArDs MaKe EvErYtHiNg AbOuT rAcE aNd TrY tO dIvIdE uS?

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@CenlarFSB @mint According to @Mint, “Cenlar blocks Mint from connecting with them.”

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@CenlarFSB Your @mint connection has been broken for a month 😭 😭 😭

Please fix it!!!

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@MintCares & @CenlarFSB Is there an ETA on this being remedied? It’s disruptive and disappointing to be such an ongoing issue…

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@CenlarFSB Mint connectivity has been been down for over a month. This stinks. @mint 😢
Please fix it!!!

[DoubleOKevin @KevBot_007]

Audience reactions to GoldenEye. Spot anyone interesting toward the end?

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

@ykwireless Is something going on with service. My speeds were very slow last night and remain so this morning. Last test showed 0Mbps down and 5Mbps up. In Sisters.

[FuriousIan @Furiousian]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary