Frankenfine

PunchKick Enthusiast, Small Business Owner, Trophy Husband

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

Every time I say something bad about someone they know is true they visit my profile and make fun of my avi which is just me & my family in Hotdog costumes on Halloween like that's an own. A great memory on a holiday everyone celebrates by dressing silly does not bother me.

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@ImNotOwned One time an insufferable history major told me the issue with Saving Private Ryan was that it goes over other countries help in WWII

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

They gave Camilla Mendes blue eyes in the He-Man movie 😮‍💨

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

This was literally me in middle school when everyone else was spraying axe

(It didn't get me anywhere)

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

This man is crazy asf, my stomach is hurting😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@parasfranceeu @wandanons The United States of Leland is his coolest littlest gayest indie movie actually. Also the slaughter rule.

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@thisdiegolopez I have mutuals who hate Peter Travers because the reviews were too forgiving on the filmmaker intent, but I liked him because he'd convince me to watch random 5.7 & 6.2s that I might have skipped but I found them generally interesting and worth it

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@Matty_Ice_888 @JustinnCase24 Pat tore his, conveniently, not being able to lead a comeback and getting eliminated from the playoffs if I recall correctly

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@zacobson

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@mojorisn75 Damn. I really hope you make a single poor decision 🤞

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

Almost liked this sick Blankman outfit, then I realized what was happening

[beavisita @statueofcritic]

i thought this said “free parking”

private parking lot owners are tiiiiiiiiiired

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

In ways small and large every day, you realize what's happened to Texas is that there are no more Hanks. There's not really any Boomhauers anymore either. Just Bills and Dales. -OS

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@AaronNagler Zombo! Was such a hero in my house (father-son Franks and a dog named Frankie)

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@lionheartjill I remember my dad saying this when I was a kid. He's from Iowa and loves baseball but never really cared for Field of Dreams. He always said he's never watched a movie with him that someone else couldn't do better

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

Playing Thirteen by Big Star in your movie or show is such a cliché

and it's also the best way to make me crumble to my knees for whatever is happening on the screen.

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@pfaffphobic At 7 I thought Ghostbusters was slightly irreverent camp. At 7 I thought Blues Brothers was a testament spoken to me from God himself.

Too easy.

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@ZacPauga Like I said, I don't know your background, but I'll admit that's fair. 😅

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

My best friend growing up had a mom in a more normal, but similar for suburban Missouri, mom situation, and now my friend Mandy basically lives that life with her husband who is a feral union fitter (too much money) with ADHD (no self control) and alcoholism (funny sometimes)

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

April was 44 when Jackass premiered. Can you imagine living so much of your life normally and then you have an alligator in your kitchen and fireworks in your bedroom?

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

Saw some over inflation of the Sheep movie, but it was a solid overall movie and specifically a damn good PG one

[Megan @UncannyMegan]

Why am I seeing so many tweets about the sheep movie??? Is the sheep movie good????? Do I need to watch the sheep movie?????????

[Frankenfine @FurkenFrank]

@ParagonDeku This sticks with me to this day. It's one of my all time favorites