Furnock Sweetleaf

From Greyhawk to The Oregon Coast its Furnock!

[Furnock Sweetleaf @Furnock]

Hi I’m @Furnock nice to meet you

[Covie @covie_93]

-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Furnock Sweetleaf @Furnock]

@Andie00471

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

What in the Secretariat is going on with her mouth?

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SH*T... WINNER!! 🏆🏆🏆

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Oh poor love she looks like she was trapped in the microwave with RFK.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

No one who looks like the love child of a Russet potato and a hot air balloon should be going after anyone else.

[Furnock Sweetleaf @Furnock]

@theliamnissan

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

They're saying the Turkish catering truck was called Panda Express because it was hiding some orange chicken

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

I could have happily lived my life not knowing Katie Miller’s fuck buddy list.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I’m all out of fucks.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

If you're waiting for a chance to "date" Katie Miller, please take a number and stand in line.
Thank you for your attention to this matter

[Furnock Sweetleaf @Furnock]

@JoJoFromJerz @harryjsisson When is Fleshlight going to monetize on the Trump Neck Vag attachment?

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

@BulwarkOnline The only thing that couldn't make it upstairs was the punchline.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

It’s twitter. Always will be.

[Monica 💙🌻🏳️‍🌈 @softtail65]

I can't remember, do you? 🤔

[Furnock Sweetleaf @Furnock]

@MysterySolvents Whiskey Dick

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Corgis of the Corn, starring Molly, aka the Thing of Evil.

[BigBlueWaveUSA2026® 🇺🇸🌊🇺🇦 @BigBlueWaveUSA]

Jon Ossoff brings the receipts and cuts through Pete Hegseth’s bullshit.
For a country that has “lost” the war a dozens times, and has had it’s military “decimated” - they’re sure bombing American targets and killing American troops - at least 15 so far.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Remember folks, Trump filed 62 lawsuits claiming election fraud or interference, and he lost every single fucking case

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

If a Democratic president had bumblefucked his way into a war with Iran and sent gas prices higher than a Musk rocket, the Republicans would be screaming for impeachment.