Furqaan

I really need to update my Bio...

[Ridhwaan Suliman @rid1tweets]

So I must pay TAX on my income earned, then pay VAT and LEVIES on items purchased using my already taxed income, then pay DUTIES if I save enough and purchase a house, but pay GAINS TAX if I sell same house, then still pay TAX on any remaining amount I have left when I retire? 🤨

[Patrick Quinn @TinnyQuinny]

That's a lot of middle names

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

It was literally Friday 2 hours ago! We are being scammed here

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

you just had to be there

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

i love getting cute morning texts like “is the workpaper done? when can i start my review?”

[greg @greg16676935420]

Do they call it gross pay because it’s disgusting to see how much you could’ve made before they took it all in taxes?

[///M-Bouy💙❤️ @MohlaleGCR]

Every petrolhead knows this episode

[generic petrolhead. @NamedMini]

I need Christian von Koenigsegg to spend 6 months as CEO of Eskom.

I am convinced he'd solve loadshedding with something the size of a home double garage.

[Furqaan @FurqaanM_]

Each day that passes is another day that I’m living without a GT3

[Fayzaan @Fayzaanm]

Hi all.
I’m selling these card holder wallets with RFID protection. They fit up to 8 cards and a few notes. It is made of high quality materials and has a minimalist and stylish design. I have a variety of colours available. Please dm me for more info. 🙏🏻

[Furqaan @FurqaanM_]

How I yearn!

[Andres Vidoza @andres_vidoza]

I bought my first supercar! ☺️

[Furqaan @FurqaanM_]

@zaakirah_

[TORQUE ADVOCATE⚖️ @khumo_ks]

Mercedes was putting a big 6.2 V8 in everything, Audi put a whole diesel V12 in their SUV, BMW decided to give their mid-sized sedan a V10 from F1, Dodge too was throwing in V10s on their pick-ups and Bugatti had saw it fit to make a whole 16 cylinder engine, times were good🤝🏼

[Furqaan @FurqaanM_]

@Zero2Turbo @BMW_SA @audisouthafrica Has to be team red 🔴

[generic petrolhead. @NamedMini]

Electricity, but at scheduled intervals everyday.

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

Happy 2 year anniversary to when I was sleep deprived and decided to post this at 2 am on New Year’s Day

[EskomSePush (ESP) @EskomSePush]

Loadshedding 2022 Wrapped! 😅

[R ひ @NotRaeez]

That's nothing, my boy

[Furqaan @FurqaanM_]

@Raees_03013 Couldn’t have been that bad man