Michael

me, if you even care

[tay @capsinfour]

girl lock in @Avalanche

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby]

So crazy I decided to stop being miserable like 2 weeks ago and it worked

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

yes i can ?

[gianni @iinmyimage]

Marathon is bungies best game since halo 3

[Aiiy @aiiygatorz]

people will spend $40 to doordash some food 1 mile away from them…

but making the decision to buy a $40 game, that people spent YEARS making, is FUN, and corporations put MILLIONS of dollars into, is TOO much.

it doesn’t make sense to me 😵‍💫

[#1 Dredgen Bael Defender @destiny_thememe]

I don't "buildcraft". I don't "optimize my loadouts". I don't "kit out with my crew". I LOAD into DIRE MARSH with a SPONSORED KIT, and if I get DOWNED before EXFIL, I GIVE UP

[Forcer @Forcer69]

How MIDA Multi Tool feels appearing as a launch weapon for the last 3 Bungie games in a row.

[🌙✨️ @EvilAndAutistic]

i thought that until trying it out and Holy Shit

[Kelski @kelskiYT]

I’m… I’m having fun

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i believe the city of Dallas is Inherently Evil

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

in another era of our country — the one where we had a full units multiple years in grade school called "The Melting Pot" — this sort of halftime performance would be widely recognized as an example of the American dream.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

zoomers dont realize that until 2020 it was totally financially feasible to afford a 2 bedroom to yourself with no roommates in most major cities on a very mid job

[mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby]

God I hate Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

@StephenM please jump into an active volcano, nazi bitch

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Yea @JDVance is lying about this just like he lied about illegal immigrants buying up all of the houses just like @realDonaldTrump said that the murderer was run over and hospitalized even though we saw him walking with zero issues just like @nickshirleyy lied as if the Minnesota fraud cases hadn't already been addressed by Tim Walz just like @PamBondi lied about the Epstein files not existing just like @MikeJohnson lied about Trump being an FBI informant against Epstein just like they lied about it all being a Democrat hoax and so on and so on lol this is just the last 6 to 8 months by the way are you still here reading this