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[FurryTrash10🔞🔞🔞 @FurryTrsh]

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[Crelly's Autism Diagnostic🎱🐮 @CrellysAutism]

the McCrelly terrorizing the vtubing space has been funny as fuck, i hope it reaches more people, it will be hilarious

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[Nikki @Nikki_Subby]

“heh you can definitely have A LOT of me~”

[Defect @Defect_Art]

Excalibur Heirloom Fan Concept

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#Warframe #warframefanart #warframeart #tennocreate

[MOONSHINE @MoonshineKim]

Sword of the FireFox
#SmugAlanArt

[Giselle closed @GiselleOrochi]

Come on... cat got your tongue?

commission

[Loonarae @loonarae_es]

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[Frozenballz @Frozenbawz]

Since everyone's been enjoying the Hal Jordan video i put out in @PlayWarframe enjoy female wolverine/X23 Valkyr Prime too i guess😅I've been updating alot of old fashionframe for old chars recently. got some goofy ones too to counter the cooler ones

[「 VEX | VTUBER | 🩸🛸 | 🔞 」 @vexmlk]

Like this if you love big tits, reply if you like big beautiful ass or repost if you love chicken tenders.

[Yaramoshi Satoshi @YaramoshiSato]

What is the result?

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[「 VEX | VTUBER | 🩸🛸 | 🔞 」 @vexmlk]

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Shares mean so much as well. I'm sorry.

[Homura @RexPecs]

You better be ready for Brynne if she starts hitting on you as she can be quite intense 😳

Brynne being the big GILF boss badass she is!

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[V4Mirai @V4Mirai]

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[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

I see your marketing department has access to the same drugs that your engineers do.

Good.

[HuliVixie00🔞 (work on comms & suffering burnouts) @HuliVixie]

Comm work for @Wouhlven

[Pure Lewd3D @PureLewd3D]

Dva's Bathhouse Mei-ting

Mei Model by: @MuffinMajima & @keyd10iori
Dva Model by: @Memz3D
Mei VA by: @ChloeAngelVA
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For more animation like this
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[CyYuVtuber 3.0: Tech Support Arc @CyYuVtuber]

Just want to remind you all. I am MARRIED to @SyllaAria

The SCUFF Twins, aka myself and @LeeandLie are literally friends. Very sibling energy.

Please don’t ship us. I don’t approve and it makes me uncomfortable. Even though we’re Vtubers, we’re REAL people.

Thanks 🙏