M i c h e a l.

❝I'm a Triple-A rated executive protection agent.❞

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"This guy singlehandedly ruined the word motherfucker."

Flipped account.
Descriptive and literate.

Retweets would be helpful.

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"Hey, everyone." https://t.co/SZU0Zy1NC7

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"Fuuuucckkkk!"

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"Fuuuucckkkk!"

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// Because I liked American Ultra I flipped that other account:

@DeftAdversary.

Das ma Miike 🙃

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H u n g r y.

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// show some luuuvvvv https://t.co/QgY64Qybs2

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

@HazyAllure +soon nearing the hospital.

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@HazyAllure +the hospital and it was better to be safe than sorry.

"Mind telling me what happened?"

A curious brow rose as he still stepped on it,+

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

@HazyAllure "You were just knocked out and some guy was shot, but you'll be fine."

Of course she would be, but he had nowhere else to take her besides+

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

@Agent_Gin "Yes, and I definitely know who they are. Definitely."

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"That makes no sense.." https://t.co/un4TmXwmTy

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"But then you get the crazy ones.." https://t.co/NHsq9suCgP

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"I JUST HAD SEEEEXXXX, AND IT FELT SO GOOD.~"

Is obviously singing. Duh.

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"Oh, I know.

I like the one where he says he's going to buy his daughter a Mockingbird." https://t.co/p4nTp7Y1mR

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"I really could be.

I'd be called Kit-Kat, since Eminem is already taken." https://t.co/7lM7hPWPTi

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"It's been a long time. Is that a dime? Can rhyme? What's the time? Quarter to nine?

Bitch, I'm kwaai."

Oh, lyricist in this business.

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"How come I've never heard of you people?"

Squints. https://t.co/463GJRV4s5

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"Is that all?

I've been hearing so much about them and now. . . it sounds so uninteresting." https://t.co/HkUII1PlT4

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"Okay. . .

What the fuck is a states person and a kings person?!"

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// Just saved this account. Holy shit 😂😂😂

[M i c h e a l. @FurtiveAgent]

"Oh, hello there."