FusterCluck

It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole I heard chlamydia was pretty rife in your area.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Did he offer you a 69 Flake?

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Understandable if she now asks you to put the dipstick back in...

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole He obviously didn't spend any time on a secondiment.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole It wouldn't be the first time the sex toys have been involved in a Finish.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@smurph1905 @fesshole @smurph1905 Nah, Download Festival was more my thing until the last couple of years.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole At least you didn't forget to cock-in while you were at the conference.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole OP has obviously never stud-ied the origin of that phrase.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole I imagine your mind was blown even further when you started licking windows.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Yet again, "I'm not gay or anything" is doing a lot a heavy lifting in this Fess.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Well done - that was quite a feet.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Especially when they see how much you've spent on prostitutes since then.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Glad to hear that somebody is railing against profiteering.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole And that was the moment that his nickname 'Shitty Steve' was born.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Things could get interesting when the cyanide hits you, OP.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Don't worry too much - he'll bin the lot of it when you get divorced.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole That must have looked like somebody swinging a leg of lamb around in a carrier bag to anyone watching the race.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Alright Chris, we get it - you've been increasingly irrelevant since you left the BBC. We know.

[FusterCluck @FusterCluck16]

@fesshole Bit of a Bum Cruise by the sound of it.