Fannie Farmer

Miniature Queen of Darkness Ex-Teenage Mutant Ninja Bitch WELLNESS COACH 🗣

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

Dear Twitter,
Fuck your invisibility. 🖕🏿
Love,
FF

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@AmesCG @jayasax That looks like a Mont Blanc, which is a $500+ pen.

[DOT @alloneworddotie]

What if she found the door? #KateMiddleton

[_ @Mephistolotrus]

@AmysMargin I believe technology really has poisoned human relationships. It's distracted us from each other. Everybody stays in their houses looking at screens. Everybody lives in their own little pond and resents anyone invading and then wonders why they're lonely.

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@zone_bullying Ha! It’s true.

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

Consumers, not readers…

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

Me: “I still have books at the house I haven’t read”
Me to me: “Buy more”

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@SoCalreefer @TMZ Sooo, pratt may’ve given him some bad sh*t?

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@thetreat @mnasadoo @j_petter @FuzzBeedEli They prob hate their teenager.

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@SeanPlaysDND @robbiedaymond

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@PokeSmashBros1 Totally cool! I can’t thank you enough!

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@PokeSmashBros1 OMFG, I LOOOOOVE IT!!! Thank you so much!!!!!

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

LARPing as a loving, kind woman who is thoughtful when you are a self obsessed judgey bitch who thought she could outsmart patriarchy by coddling it, surprisingly doesn’t make for a happy life.
I warned the girl she was on a bad path. And now, here she is—alone, confused, bored…

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@CharlesBurke49 @slidewinding @JamesTate121 What a sad boring waste of a life

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@jhosker01 @CBSNews Could’ve been a cop?

[Nicholas Grossman @NGrossman81]

Pictured: Dee Snider (center) and the rest "Twisted Sister," hard at work defending traditional American values from gender identity activists

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@Deborah67548660 @fashionsizzle1 @deathntaxesprof @chrisrock Damn. That could be true of SO many ppl in life. Hardcore truth.

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@synthwashere There was a terf war that descended upon me in another thread!

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

THIS. FOR EVERYTHING.
Stop consuming their BS.

[Coco I$eeeeeee @ithvkka]

@ritaresarian Y’all do not need a memory refresher. We need to stop putting money in people’s pockets who repeatedly try to embarrass us. Don’t watch that shit again

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@ljmontello @NeKap @Jynkxie @MacStarVA @SaraSecoraVO ^ THIS

[Fannie Farmer @FutureFamousFem]

@thePhDandMe I’m trying to learn this. I need to shut up more.