Okay okay I’ve got life updates since I’ve been a MIA bitch for too long
- GOT INTO MED SCHOOL on my THIRD FUCKING TRY (ladies we did it)
- Still a slut
…yeah that’s it
My best friends and I are playing a drinking game and one of them got dared to show their browser history
WHY IS THIS GIRL’S LAST SEARCH “does McDonald’s have salad”
I’m really good at data analysis and creative writing but I’m utter garbage at academic writing
So what I’m saying is that my thesis is going really well