Em

Sophisticated career woman! I love @crownofbetrayal and my kitty @cscrothers @futuregirlshow Newsletter:

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The CFO was not in to my stock tips and did not appreciate me interrupting her lunch. The Em market has crashed. https://t.co/DPFCdJQs8u

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@rickys_a_geek

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@rickys_a_geek

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I've decided to try hibernating. Back soon.

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@HawkeyeNFO That's mine. I once had a gig as a birthday clown. The settlement agreement prevents me from disclosing anything more than that.

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@rickys_a_geek Ooh, I should trad-em-ark that! Thanks, Ricky!

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Nougat? Or caramel?

[Em @FutureGirlEm]

Early to bed,
early to rise,
makes an Em hungry,
now I crave fries.

[Em @FutureGirlEm]

All these suggestions are fantastic! You guys are the best! Who knew you could have so much fun with lemons?! Lesson learned. Thanks, life!

[Em @FutureGirlEm]

@QueenRhyanna @futuregirlshow Mmmm lemon stuff <3

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@Dresden_Nova @futuregirlshow Now you're talking!

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@rickys_a_geek @FutureGirlCurie Em-onade! I think you maybe onto something :)

[Em @FutureGirlEm]

When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Seriously... don’t ask how, but I recently acquired A LOT of lemons.

[Em @FutureGirlEm]

My first day as a skydiving instructor!

Nah... jk!!! :)

[Em @FutureGirlEm]

#TGIFBETIUILW Thank god it's Friday because even though I'm unemployed I love weekends!

[Em @FutureGirlEm]

Does anyone know a good way to get bubblegum out of cat fur? Asking for a friend.

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TGIF! (Even though for me the difference between weekday and weekend is mostly symbolic).

[Em @FutureGirlEm]

Resume: 25 pages
References: 0
#quantitynotquality

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First day in the mailroom at an investment house! My prediction: Em’s got nowhere to go but up! https://t.co/DPFCdJQs8u

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@ginasauruss #generationhungry #mmmmmm