Future Girl Problems

Just your average girl in 2199

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One rite of passage that every college student in eternity will experience is the terrible nightmare that is FINALS. #futuregirlprobs

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Maybe one day we will have a real tree. Maybe one day there will be real trees again. #ChristmasWish #futuregirlprobs

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I don't care whether it is a guy today or a guy from way back in 2015. Boys have cooties. #butwestilllovethem #futuregirlprobs

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@johnnyperess If you go to my twitter page it is underneath my picture!

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I thought I was chatting with a cute guy online. Turns out it was just a bored AI. #futuregirlprobs

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@johnnyperess Of course! Read my bio :)

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Mom promised us real turkey for Thanksgiving, but apparently on important people get that. #foreversynthetic #futuregirlprobs

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@johnnyperess Just trying to get by, like everyone else on this Space Station.

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It's funny that people used to fear silly things like vampires, and werewolves. Now we fear much more reasonable things like space ghosts.

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Someone accidentally set the lighting in our sector to "night" and I've just wanted to sleep all day. #futuregirlprobs

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@johnnyperess Good evening!

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Dressing up as a 2020's hipster for Halloween! I wanted to be a girl from the future, but those were all sold out. #classic #futuregirlprobs

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Every morning I happily walk to class, and every evening I wish I had taken the hover board. #regrets #futuregirlprobs

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My mom sent the apartment's AI to chaperon me when I had a male friend in my room. #friendzoned #futuregirlprobs

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Sorry for disappearing! Those jerks in US SS 23 bumped into our internet satellite. I almost died of boredom. #futuregirlprobs

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Pluto just got redesignated as a planet for the 15th time. This love-hate relationship is getting me down. #onagainoffagain #futuregirlprobs

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Why don't we use the old word, "mutt," for designer dogs instead of names like coker-doodle saint shepherd? #futuregirlprops

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Computers are better than humans at everything. Why go to college? #supportingtheeconomy #futuregirlprobs

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LITERALLY every hot guy on this Space Station is taken!!! #futuregirlprobs

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No one will lend me a spaceship to sprinkle candy on Surface kids this #Halloween. #futuregirlprobs