Future Jason

VillaRuse. Steampunk bass. Live from 2027. Dictated but not read.

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

My Pokemon Go Trainer Code is 8934 5456 1734.

#pokemongo #addme

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

But Marilyn wore great cheese puffs.
She'll take the fashion risks.
@profmeowzers https://t.co/0bpvnDgfLY

[Christine 🍉 @itschristinemf]

The vegetables make grand outfits
As do the compact discs
@futurejason https://t.co/bLYecfD5S1

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

But Marilyn wore great cheese puffs.
She'll take the fashion risks.
@emilyshilling13 https://t.co/0bpvnDgfLY

[Christine 🍉 @itschristinemf]

The vegetables make grand outfits
As do the compact discs
@futurejason https://t.co/bLYecfD5S1

[Mrs Kasper's Mom @misso43]

Please RT! Let's save these penguins! You know I love 🐧🐧🐧!!! https://t.co/4IrpcyGRO4 @BAS_News #gishwhesLovesSmellyPenguins #Misso43

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

Let's save these penguins for my woman! https://t.co/0cQhFcuoOV

[Mrs Kasper's Mom @misso43]

Please RT! Let's save these penguins! You know I love 🐧🐧🐧!!! https://t.co/4IrpcyGRO4 @BAS_News #gishwhesLovesSmellyPenguins #Misso43

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

Panic! At the Orgy @midnight #ruinaband #jkthatmakesitbetter

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

@midnight "Payphones" isn't even in my phone dictionary.

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

@midnight I remember payphones #cringeworthy

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

Hairy chick nipples @midnight #cringeworthy

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

@midnight Amy Winehouse snowball #cringeworthy

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

@midnight aggravated sodomy conviction #cringeworthy

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

Raise your hand if you want more awesomeness in your buuuuuutt!

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

Fuckin' pygmy whores

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

First tweet from my phone, bitches!

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

If I'm gonna die anyway, I might as well go out licking a tornado.

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

When Stan Lee comes into the Stash, do they have to sit down to hide their boners? #CBM

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

"you are as hard to please lyrically as you are in bed, and both make my fucking jaw hurt"

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

My Bucket of Emptiness yields +3 sadness.

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

So technically all of your songs are lion shit.

[Future Jason @FutureJason]

I have Texas on my pants.