Future Dave Meltzer

The wit and wisdom of Dave Meltzer with the benefit of foresight. Potentially from future Wrestling Observer Newsletters.

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

Imagine believing Pro Wrestling isn't the greatest thing on earth.

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

.@NoamDar needs to get a scuba suit and retrieve that thing.

[Wrestling Observer @WONF4W]

WWE quietly retires an NXT championship https://t.co/AcpKHhMleb

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

"Happy Trees" - Bob Ross

[Dick Tickles @Dick__Tickles]

@FutureMeltzer If Billy Gunn was an Ass Man, Bron Breakker is a Glass Man. [6/26]

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

@nixi_pw Relevant?

https://t.co/dJauRUgAAw

[Unhinged @unhingedfeed]

When her nudes are trash, so you draw clothes back on her and send them back.

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

@Badtakejustin I've seen it speculated that he does it because he has dyslexia and it makes it easier for him to read

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

"Cody, you know is QB1 but like you know, so was Mark Sanchez"

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

@steviebreech I think this was a showcase match on the Legends of WrestleMania game

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

Tim Thatcher's side hustle

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

Put her in a backstage segment with Danhausen and a giant bottle of lemonade

[Hurricane Jones🙌🏿 @TavaresJones1]

First ever ple in Italy and Giulia is nowhere to be seen.
#WWECLASH
#MommaMiaCast

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

It's a shame that Italian wrestling legend Tracy Smothers couldn't be at #WWEClash

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

Do I get to pick the superstar to make pasta with? Will Cruz Del Toro even be on the tour?

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

History was made tonight at ISPW! “Mr. USA”
Tony Atlas captured the ISPW Tri-State Title at 72 years old

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

Borash too

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

Lemme know the source so I can credit

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

The Conglomeration is meant to be the AEW equivalent of Taguchi Japan [10/24]

[Dick Tickles @Dick__Tickles]

@FutureMeltzer "On July 4th it's gonna be 'Rowdy' George Washington and Thomas 'The Brain' Jefferson vs 'Gorgeous' King George and Benedict 'The Traitor' Arnold in a steel cage match live from Riyadh!"

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

Enzohausen has a ring to it [6/26]

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@nickmaniwa @GgoDnoopS Spain today

[Future Dave Meltzer @FutureMeltzer]

Roman Reigns:

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg