Future Palace

Almost got me right in my both eyes!

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It'd be great if @cityofedmonton bus drivers could choose between staring at me until I grab a transfer or scolding me for touching them

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See, you're like a quadratic function, but I'm like a linear function. You may be taller than me, but I have no limit

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You would not believe how racist Chinese toothpaste is.

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Like not mushy, but mushier than bread should be.

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Every time my mom wanted Drano she'd holler at me to fetch the final formula

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That the dude who looks like a popsicle?

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I'll feed ya a roll a quarters a buck at a time

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Dude ain't pretty, but his dick big

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I thought you were making labouring quad noises

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Conch

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I've got to go home, I haven't seen my family in three days...

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Black isn't something I'm trying to be, it's what I'm trying to speak.

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The harder you pull, the fatter it gets.

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Like I miss you guys every dayyy
But I've got to smoke fat with my roommates.

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Have you seen the unreasonably bright spotlight?

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Money's tight. These days I'm dipping my lobster in margarine just to make ends meet.

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We should do more experiments on John.

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What do you think is on the inside of a carrot John? The core is basically a vegetable bone.

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John's really been letting love in lately. The other day I put my finger up his butt and he didn't even wake up.

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Dexter's love sustains me. He's my emotional battery.