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Jesus is my Savior
I will Trust in the Lord
100% America first! MAGA MAHA
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[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

May the Lord bless you and keep you, may His light shine upon you and give you peace.

[Austin @MrAustinPredict]

🚨 Today is Monday, June 8th, and Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson has STILL NOT shared Michigan voter rolls with the federal government.

Why? 🤔

[Anthony @AnthonyG0528]

It's official, Los Angeles will remain a shit hole.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

There are still MILLIONS of Dems that believe Kyle Rittenhouse killed black people in Kenosha and that Trump supporters killed police officers on January 6th.

These people vote in our elections.

[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

@Stephensirgod @TheLizVariant 🙏

[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

@TheLizVariant Keep mine
Unfortunately!!
Ha ha...the "devil" I know

[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

@AAnon55 All in with our President

[𝙰𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 @AAnon55]

The [Deep State] wants you to turn on Trump, Anons & MAGA. [They] want us divided because real Patriots are a real threat.

Trump, Anons & MAGA are the ones the system wants to shut down but can't. The only move [they] have is divide & conquer, & it only works if we play into it.

Don't get lost in the fog of war...

Trump is not controlled.
MAGA is not dead.
Anons are everywhere.

[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

@omgsidewalks Absolutely
Unless the book was smut
I refuse to read garbage

[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

@nathancbowling I feel the same..
You are not alone.
Read your Bible, pray and reach out for help from a strong Christian
God bless and be with you

[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

@DavidFischer 🙏
My sister's friend has been coming over to exercise with me because of Parkinson's
Stay active
Research everything!
Take care

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Out of the mouth of little ones…🤣😂

1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'

3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'

4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

5) POLICE # 1 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?
Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report.
'My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?'
'Yes, that's right,' I told her.
'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'

6) POLICE # 2 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.
'It sure is,' I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

7) ELDERLY While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

8) DRESS-UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.'
'And why not, darling?'
'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

9) DEATH While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cottonwool, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

10) SCHOOL A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

11) BIBLE A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

@MmisterNobody Yes
It's kinda scary....

[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

@mrmikeMTL 1969 was the start.
Summer of "love" backfired

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@RobertaFresque2 Liver
Can't stand the smell of it cooking!

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@Soaringeagle45 Gold

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Legend says one look from Medusa could turn a man to stone.

Trump sat across from her, listened for a while, stood up, said “not gonna happen,” and walked out.

Somewhere, the snakes are still trying to process what happened.

[Future Proves Past 🇺🇸 @FutureProvsPast]

@Marcela252016 Buy stocks!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

@elonmusk @GovPressOffice Great response. We are praying for your son. Newscum is evil pushing transgenderism on kids.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 @DeplorableinAZ2 It is illegal to murder with it

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@GOP_is_Gutless Sad
Well done homeowner