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[︎ @FutureVile]

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[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

Jose Mourinho x Ferragamo. 💧

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie dey, you no recreate

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala dey, you no recreate

Folorunsho Alakija dey, you no recreate

Na the one wey open body down your brain carry to recreate 🤣

All of us know watin we dey do sha

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

I’m very big on courtesy.

I say thank you to anyone.

Even if I’m paying for a service.

[Fulanijnr @jibrilhassaan]

Two government in a country: one collecting tax, the second one collecting ransom.

[AYANFE @CHULLY1010]

When the secret refuses to stay buried 😂😂

[︎ @FutureVile]

@instablog9ja It’s going to be pure “DICTATORSHIP” soon.

[Jxhn @only1_bruno]

What are you doing in this situation
🎬Buddy games

[︎ @FutureVile]

@ChuksEricE Rules made for the poor. 😂

[︎ @FutureVile]

@carter6f No wonder they keep dropping leaks 😂

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

The Profile of Nigerian Politician:

Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London, India
Holidays — UAE or USA
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated"

Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming

Country — Managed remotely.

They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂

If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Man educates Nigerians on how to register for their Permanent Voter Cards (PVCs) online.

[︎ @FutureVile]

@Ray_RMCF Yamal….maybe.

[Mercy @Frankhavemercy]

One of the most overlooked forms of wealth is having complete ownership of your time.

Waking up and knowing nothing about your day will be decided by someone else is priceless.

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔!𝟎𝒓𝒆 @wyadesire]

Hearing ppls perception of you is hilarious bc what makes you think that

[P @Pjustgotback]

You're sexually attracted to me. Not interested in me. There's a difference.

[Luda🧸 @Ludathygoat]

Good pussy really be my therapy. One round and my whole week feels lighter.

[︎ @FutureVile]

@Daviowhite A hacker’s dream ☕️

[Parmesan 💚 @thabrrr]

Maybe I'm strict but my tolerance for people who don't listen is very very low.

[gabriella♡ @ghizeee]

I don’t like ppl who dk how to say thank you

[Y3MII @fw_Y3MII]

I respect a honest hoe, it’s the lying ones I hate