FuzzJump

I have a massive passion, bordering on obsession, for reading. Come over and read my book reviews. You can also find me at every other spot as FuzzJump.

[orfeu leticia @apolobelvedere]

any cameras that don’t clearly look like cameras should probably be illegal

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

This scumbag is a reality show imbecile who failed upwards endessly—like Trump. Incredible for him to say this. Every one of these people are charlatans.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

It’s almost like the guy who bankrupted a casino can’t run a country.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

The Electoral College is a travesty and forces every national election to cater to a handful of people who never pay any attention to the news but who are the targets of billions of dollars of ads.

[panda⭑ @milkpanda13]

nothing against messi but the erasure of the women's game during this world cup is genuinely so gross

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

"AmERiCa HaS No FoOtBaLIInG Culture"

ok, where else can you watch Egypt vs New Zealand on 11 screens while ripping cigs and listening to Bone Thugz & Eazy-E, get f**ked.

[makai ➡️AC @makaikatte]

“juneteenth is a made up holiday”

bitch all holidays are fucking made up, just say you’re racist lol

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL to charge a "convenience fee" for paying a bill online. The convenience is for the company. The fee is for you.

[limaballslap @limaballslap]

Because y'all bullied Marvel to get rid of her

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

This is digging Alexi Lalas’s grave, burying him in it and then pissing on said grave.

Holy shit.

[Gorilla Talk @AtlGorillaTalk]

Lalas is a troll. He is an awful presence on tv. I will not watch anything he is on. He is an embarrassment to the sport.

He represents America to many fans of the beautiful game. For that alone, we should all be embarrassed.

[Matthew Auchincloss @matthew_auch]

If you’ve ever wanted to read an intelligent, well-crafted piece that packs each sentence with as much disdain as is humanly possible to have towards Lalas, you are in for a treat. “The network’s resident carrot” is an all-time bar.

[Shawn W @BiscuitsDad30]

The rest of the world is learning what US fans have known for years, Alexi Lalas is a clown. He's the Skip Bayless of US Soccer.

[Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone]

The US is finally good at soccer and everyone hates Alexi Lalas...

[Josh Merfeld @Josh_Merfeld]

God I’ve always hated Alexi Lalas as has anyone I’ve known in the US who actually follows soccer. This article made me
Laugh out loud multiple times.

https://t.co/q6CKFTcrJW

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

This is correct. Lalas sucks because he’s a fucking douchebag who adds nothing of value to anything he does unless it’s a Trump rally where he’s in the top 0.0001 percentile of the IQ pool.

[Ruairi Criscuolo @RuairiSC_TAIP]

@franklinleonard Fantastic article and my personal highlight

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

On behalf of the American delegation, I’d just like to rise and say that we dislike him as well. Please join me as we repeat the mantra of the hour.