Fuzz Martin

Ad guy, dad guy.

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.@SouthwestAir - being delayed because your team forgot to clean the airplane that has been sitting on the tarmac for six hours is absolutely unacceptable. Used to be a decent airline - now literally garbage.

[𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗 @smartinwi]

Challenge Accomplished! 1 whole day without my phone for social media or searching. Kept it on the counter and only used it old school important calls & texts.
Who else wants to try? 😀☎️📴 #phonechallenge #anxiousgeneration

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@daveanthony But he says funny things to the mean people on the internet!

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@SBA_Kelly Your tariffs are hurting small businesses and their patrons.

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@daveanthony Raw milk.

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@reynoldsgareth Is this an embodiment of ketamine?

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@TheJustinLoyd @DanRShafer Mother dressed him.

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@daveanthony The US developed this team to protect our interests in right field.

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@reynoldsgareth Finally cracked the shell

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@daveanthony @Milajoy Imagine wearing an inflammatory shirt for the sole purpose of getting a reaction...and then getting one.

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The new @Patreon UI and home feed are infuriating. I don’t want another algorithm feed. Give me my subscriptions by default and let me decide if I want to look for other shows.

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@cody__cubs @brewrers We actually speed the escalators up when the Cubs are in town to get you out of there faster.

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@JDVance The “grab em by the pussy” guy? Nah, doesn’t sound like him at all.