Paul Pierce was stabbed 11 times in the face, neck, and back and had a bottle smashed over his head underwent a Lung surgery and played all 82 games the following season the disrespect is crazy
@victim_burn77 I’d shave myself bald and wear a loud tuxedo suit for an occasion that Dosent ask for it while aimlessly walking around a crowded area openly adding rat poison to people’s drinks and after I’ve changed clothes and walked past the same crowds after they’ll never know
I wanna be like a terrible drunk father but like I’m a sentimental drunk instead of an angry one. I come home in a wifebeater staggering and my old lady and the kids have barricaded themselves in the bathroom as I pound on the door telling them how much they mean to m
If Max Payne 3 released today, people would be building shrines to it.
Throughout the entirety of the story, Max comes across pianos and tries to find himself by playing the original theme. And he fails every single time, until he comes across an old, beat up shit box that represents who he is and who he always was
Imagine hearing your front door shatter in the middle of the night and you have to quickly knock your books and phone off the bedside table to dress like a retarded Spartan only to get shot immediately
“Hey, I’m bringing my trans co worker to lunch just…don’t be weird, okay?”
*visions of a dainty glowing ethereal hermaphrodite in my head*: “Of course not!”
*cut to a 5’2 wigger in baggy jeans with a patchy beard and backwards Yankees cap glaring at me from across the table*
Prison bitch who divorces his hulking sexual tormentor and takes him to the cleaners in an ad hoc divorce court set up by inmates and takes half his honey buns and ramen
Reports indicate that at the time of its cancellation in 2001, more Dreamcast systems were sitting in SEGA's warehouses and retail channels than had actually been sold to the public...
#SEGA 🎮 #History
Screaming "Oh I'm the weirdo? At least I dont go online and pretend to be a fuckin thirteen year old girl!!!", as I'm tackled by a squadron of police officers