Ancient Man

👉Two weeks ago I was at the fair and a horse kicked me in the head👈

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

Starts with one can, two cans. Next thing you know it’s nine cans. Nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Maybe It’s Me

[Whole Lotta Celtics☘️ @WholeLottaCelts]

Man fuck you

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

That shit say Paul George?

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

First day of class selfie....kill me now

[Emmanuel @LokoAzzE_man]

me at work

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

Just farted so loud on an airplane. People 10 rows up turned to look. Nothing in the constitution says I can’t do this.

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

4-5 summers

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I lot of yall guys b letting yall flesh embarrass yall

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

I heard your bitch still wears Ecko

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

I’d give my right lung if I could dunk a basketball just one time

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I’m am in the world but not of it

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

@Buster_ESPN Do a new one about Marcelo Mayer

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

@Sydusm My buddy mike!

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

@unusual_whales @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @elonmusk @midsenjoyer @GavinNewsom fix this. Now.

The world is watching….

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

@DeAndreHopkins Hey Deandre Hopkins, do you think that if the troops wanted they could put together a team in the NFL and absolutely dominate? I can’t be the only one who thinks YES!

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

@Polymarket Does that mean I don’t have to work

[Ancient Man @FxckAxstin]

@AlbertBreer Hey Albert, do you think that if the troops wanted they could put together a team in the NFL and absolutely dominate? I can’t be the only one who thinks YES!