Quentin Quire

Your new and improved Phoenix host; now featuring a healthy dose of sarcasm. #MutantAndPissedOff

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

❝ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ɪɴ ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ.❞

Quentin Quire: X-Man, West Coaster, Phoenix Hoster.

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[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

The guy hasn't even been able to get his head out of a fish bowl

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐞𝐫. @TheDiscoQueen__]

Mysterio should be able to fight the xmen

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Benji is dead to me, I'm now accepting applications for a new best friend.

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

//Nobody:

Marvel artists that decided to give Quentin anime girl eyes for some reason:

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Next time he pisses me off I'm streaming the entire Trolls movie trilogy directly into his brain.

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Wolverine was a kid at one point?

Are you positive, because l'm pretty sure he came snarling into existence already growling and "bub"ing with a beer in his hand.

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

That said, the visit to that weird gross shrimp dimension for Jeff's birthday is still on

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Can we slow down on the time and inter-dimensional traveling? It's reaching the point where I'm older than people who used to be my damn professors.

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

He gives up and surrenders to being Jeff's pillow.

[Jeff The Land Shark. @PetLandShark]

Jeff sits on Quentin’s lap making a happy noise.

“Mrrrrrr!”

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Can we slow down on the time and inter-dimensional traveling? It's reaching the point where I'm older than people who used to be my damn professors.

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

//yall I'm not even joking

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Can you believe the X-Men let this guy teach the Health class in my universe

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Do us a favor and start by grounding yourself

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

You're killin' me, Jeff.

Its hard to keep up this cool persona when you're standing next to me looking cuter than every Squishmallow in the known universe.

[Jeff The Land Shark. @PetLandShark]

No secrets only truth!

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

//and this is after I left out at least 3 of his deaths 😂

A few aren't him dying tho just suffering, like damn Marvel loves hurting this kid lmao

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Ft. all three of my ex-girlfriends

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

101 ways to kill a Quire

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

A little telepathic secret just for Jeff: ~love you too, buddy.

[Jeff The Land Shark. @PetLandShark]

Jeff’s love for Quentin is equal to Gwen.

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Dibs.

[Jeff The Land Shark. @PetLandShark]

Help Jeff has been turned into a marketable plushie.

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Given the stats on how long mutants tend to keep their spouses alive I wouldn't reccommend it.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐞𝐫. @TheDiscoQueen__]

I need a new husband .

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

101 ways to kill a Quire

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

"Actually I think it was something about the future of the Jean Grey School being as bright as Wolverine is tall."

[ₜₕₑ ₒₙᵣyō @GoblinsBeThine]

"That's your yearbook quote, isn't it?"

[Quentin Quire @FxckingPhoenix]

Nathaniel and I have been keeping in touch.