6'2 Cruiser Hater

those are two separate measurements btw...

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

POV: Your work from home nap is interrupted by a teams call

[Reece Hamilton @reece7hamilton]

Gotta be a top 3 pint that

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

In that split second Enzo Fernandez has only one choice. Yes, he can lose his nation the World Cup. But then he would miss the chance to commit an amazing, amazing, incredible foul. And if you understand Enzo Fernandez, you would understand he never even had a choice to make

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[h0ser @h0serr]

Cape Verde 🇨🇻 and Egypt 🇪🇬: Oh boy we played so much better than Argentina! I can't wait to show our homes we actually beat them!

The humble IMF, World Bank, PIF, Palantir, OpenAI, Monsanto, WEF, DARPA, Vanguard, Blackrock, DHS, ICE, BIS team ensuring an Argentina win 🇦🇷

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[6'2 Cruiser Hater @G00fball74]

Not even 10 minutes driving back in Lahore and already came across three (3!) assholes in Cruisers

#ihatecruisers #somethingsneverchange

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

how i'm going to be moving when i join the pope's fedaykin death squad during the datacenter jihad of 2029:

[Spurs Song Sheet 🎶🏟 🤍💙Home of Tottenham Chants @SpursSongSheet]

Much appreciated, thanks Boss. All the best in the next round.

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

beagle bartender: what’ll it be
me: dirty martini—shaken
beagle bartender: this isn’t just to watch my ears flap is it
me: nooo come on man
beagle bartender: sure alright *starts shaking and his ears flap*
me: hahaha :) hahahaha

[Velicto⁴ @Velicto]

Première Worldcup avec la traduction automatique de Twitter on va assister à des dingueries entre des peuples qui n'auraient jamais dû interagir ensemble

[Laarrylangosta @laarrylangosta_]

Yo volviendo a celebrar un gol de México en el partido inaugural del mundial 16 años después pero esta vez teniendo ludopatía y alcholismo

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

took a gap year to “figure things out” and turned into a jobless bum

[k @kxsmo]

A shit World Cup side is one of the most tragically romantic things in sport. The hopes and dreams of a nation resting on a gang of absolute crabs is so special

[Carrier Technician @bitchmailman]

An unemployed guy after applying to one job today: I have applied for 10 jobs today

[. @abruh__]

pint of carling after eid prayer #keepitlemon

[۟ @soheeore]

instead of applying for jobs i'm liking tweets abt unemployment