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ᅠᅠ❝I 𝓛ove the 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗺 nights in
ᅠᅠKrakoa .ᐟ *𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 a date is
ᅠᅠalways enjoyable on 𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗘
ᅠᅠnights . ᅠ
ᅠᅠ𝓐lthough the 𝗠𝗨𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗧 — usually
ᅠᅠdrinks a 𝗹𝗼𝘁 on these nights,
ᅠᅠtoo 𝗕𝗔𝗗 for 𝔂ou . ❞- — ﹙😓﹚
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ᅠᅠ❝𝓣hank God you didn't run
ᅠᅠinto 𝓙𝗘𝗡𝗡 Savage — 𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 . .
ᅠᅠFrom a 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 you can
ᅠᅠ already see 𝗛𝗢𝗪 the lawyer
ᅠᅠ𝓗andles herself on a deserted
ᅠᅠisland 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 of ﹙ovulating﹚
ᅠᅠ 𝓦omen . - — ﹙🏝️﹚ᅠ
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ᅠᅠ❝𝓣here's no 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 remedy
ᅠᅠfor an ﹙agitated ﹚cat than a good
ᅠᅠovulating — 𝗪𝗢𝗠𝗕 . . - — ﹙💭﹚
ᅠᅠ𝕱𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗭𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 is the definitive
ᅠᅠsolution to the headaches of
ᅠᅠthe stray 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡 . - — ❞ᅠ
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⠀⠀❝I 𝘄𝗮𝘀 always 𝓦𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 . .ᅠ
⠀⠀𝓦hy the 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 do I still wear
⠀⠀p͟a͟n͟t͟i͟e͟s͟ / b͟o͟x͟e͟r͟s .ᐣ At this 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁,
⠀⠀I'm just too — 𝗟𝗔𝗭𝗬 to wear any
⠀⠀of that 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗣 . - — ﹙🖕🏾﹚❞
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⠀⠀❝𝓣he 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 couldn't b͟e͟ more
⠀⠀⠀𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗘𝗖𝗧 for 𝗠𝗘 - — ﹙🥂﹚ ᅠ
⠀⠀𝓣he music, the people, and
⠀⠀a͟b͟o͟v͟e͟ all, the 𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪𝗦 of this
⠀⠀radiant new ﹙𝗧𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧﹚ dress .ᐟ❞
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ᅠᅠ❝I am not 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 the strongest
ᅠᅠwoman, but also the most
ᅠᅠp͟e͟r͟f͟e͟c͟t͟ in 𝗧𝗛𝗘 — working worldᅠ
ᅠᅠ𝓨our own eyes can confirm
ᅠᅠ that, 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞 & 𝗖𝗥𝗬 for it .ᐟ ❞
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⠀⠀❝“ 𝓢mile for the camera ”.ᐣ I 𝗛𝗔𝗗
⠀⠀a 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝓭ay at the office to
⠀⠀be dealing with 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗦𝗘 games . . ᅠ
⠀⠀𝗦𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 this. 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗣𝗜𝗗, stalker
⠀⠀camera. . . . ❞- — ﹙📸﹚
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ᅠᅠ❝𝓘t 𝗪𝗔𝗦 reasonable that the
ᅠᅠᅠrays 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 alter 𝓜y 𝗕𝗢𝗗𝗬.ᅠ
ᅠᅠ𝓑ut I n͟e͟v͟e͟r͟ imagined they
ᅠᅠwere 𝗚𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 to alter these
ᅠᅠtwo 𝗗𝗔𝗠𝗡 — watermelons .ᐟ.ᐣ ❞ᅠ
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