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✟ ( deep state instantly shifting to her just looking starry—eyed. ) hahwha- really? you’d let me hook up with you? ohhh.. gosh, this is totally a dream. pinch me. ouuughhh.. youre lying, you’re lying… ✟
...
(ok, so she's a hot whackjob...
...okay, he can work with this...kinda.)
...you know, if you wanted to hookup...you could have just said so from the start - we could probably do it back at mine instead of a meet 'n greet.
(welp, no turning back now.)
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✟ the fact that you do that makes you better to me ya know. ya crazy guy. i may be crazy but urgh… i wanna go crazy on ya. ( the staring is a lot more … deep, now. as if she’s staring at his soul. ) mm.. ✟
...yeah, that would work.
(aaaand back to being slightly weirded out.)
...at least you'll have a photo worth puttin' up in your room.
(he's kinda scared to just ask her if she just wants to sleep with him in case she combusts from arousal now.💧)
...i don't have much a preference, but uhh...whatever look you want works for me.
...oh, right - the mask, i don't have a mask on me...but that shouldn't be a problem, right?
(yeah she's..definitely a quirky character.
...honestly he kinda digs it.)
...yeah...no problem.
(he's admittedly weirded out, but it's nice to see a fan of his work...for the most part.)
...so uhhh, all that's left is the photo, right?
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✟ ( she definitely enjoyed every second of that… a big, weird smirk on her face the entire time. ) ohmigoshh, thank you sooo much. this is like, a dream… ✟
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(he's just blinking at both her and her tit...though he has to admit, it's pretty sizeable.)
...yeah, sure.
(sighing out of resignation, he uncapped the pen and proceeded to meticulously sign, going so far as to hold her breast to keep his signature stable.)