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[erin proctor @postproctorism]

these are the two best shows running in nyc rn im so serious

[Brenna Frankenstein-Butera @breensssauce]

Salt and vinegar chips are evil chips and i love them because i’m evil

[Brenna Frankenstein-Butera @breensssauce]

My nail lady gave me Carmela Soprano ass french tips and put my hands in a bag of hot goo i think she’s an angel from heaven

[Brenna Frankenstein-Butera @breensssauce]

every writer is on strike except for sam levinson who is sitting alone in the dampest most funky smelling corner of LA typing “boobs boobs boobs” into final draft

[loustat explainer for idiots @samchilles]

lmfao what a loser, jinkx monsoon is a two time drag race winner. winning at the age of 24 and 34

[Brenna Frankenstein-Butera @breensssauce]

quit stinkin up Bethlehem your daughter’s getting lock jaw

[Brenna Frankenstein-Butera @breensssauce]

i wear blouses in the same way high school boys wear suits when they have a basketball game if that makes sense. Like i have something special going on and i need you to know about it

[🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 @G0TTLUX]

THANKS LENNY!

[Emma Mont (She/Her) @theemmamont]

while quinta deserves all her flowers, please don’t watch this episode. the editors of SNL will be on strike on april 1st. don’t cross the picket line

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

Angela Bassett did the thing.

[syd!!! @sydmonee]

i rlly wish my dad would get therapy bc there’s no reason this nigga should be growling bc we don’t have butter

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

bumping into ex mutuals @ the function.

[🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 @G0TTLUX]

@ZackReiser you’re doing gods work

[Crumbl @crumbl]

It's Friday the 13th but we still want to make some people lucky. Drop a 🍀 below and we'll pick FIVE people to receive a 6-Pack Box!

[🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 @G0TTLUX]

@CrumblCookies 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

[alex 🐇 @inthenorthfield]

i want her bad

[🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 @G0TTLUX]

@CrumblCookies PLEASE i’m literally having such a bad day rn i wanna be as happy as this dog

[🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 @G0TTLUX]

$byl18

[Cash App @CashApp]

We’re ringing in 2023 with a $23,000 #CashAppFriday. It seems like bad luck if we don’t. Follow @cashapp and QRT this with your $cashtag for a chance to win $23.

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

I forget about straight people until I get to an airport

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]