G0Y0

mejor le pido a Dios que me cuide

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

Why is chipotle's queso so nasty?

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

I wonder how long I can just start wearing overalls to work before anyone above me makes a comment on it...

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

I like my red beans & rice with a little bit of STANK on it.

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

The food, culture and air quality in New Orleans is god awful.

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

I love it when Fruit Salad by The Wiggles plays at work🍌 🍇 🍎 🍏 🍈

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

What's up, virgins
My honeymoon is going great
😎

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

Pokémon Go! Is ten years old now? 🧓 🧓 🧓 🧓

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

I am officially on Vacation mode
No more gaming and exchanging for me till next Monday😎😎😎

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

Can they PLEASE turn back birth right citizen ship so I can go back to Mexico? I need to get out of the rat-race.

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

TACO BELL FIRE SAUCE IS A VEGETABLE

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

What'd I buy on prime day?
Just car repair parts because adulting sucks but hey, atleast I get to work on my Ford product🫪

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

I love handing customers a bag when they ask for one after a transaction only because they are actually asking for me to bag their items for them and this is the best way I know how to say No, Fuck You!

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

Just recovered from a Charlie horse in my ankle
Wtf

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

I just want to develop Sudden Wealth Syndrome and Affluenza.

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

Beef bacon just tastes like beef jerky. What a let down.

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

Put data centers underground. There, problem solved.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[G0Y0 @G0Y0Sanchez]

Why members of congress aren't paid the federal minimum wage is beyond me. Vote me for president.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Can you imagine if Stone Cold Steve Austin voiced a GPS

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Iranian hackers are threatening to hack the U.S. credit bureaus. They are threatening to erase every American’s debts, and give everyone an 800 credit rating. Let me respond be saying I double did dare you to do it.