Mallard

Just a little dyke who likes 2 draw for fun. I like bugs :)
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[Mallard @G0llyBee]

Top surgery would do so much for my mental and emotional health but at this point in my life I would really rather have a house

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

Ally Beardsley is so special to me. I want to carry them around like one of them little purse dogs.

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

Yesterday a child told me the entire plot of Encanto at work so now I don't even have to see the movie

[Mike Mignola @artofmmignola]

Happy New Years, Everybody--

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

@generictwit37 I think they would be scaly and prehensile like opossum tails! You would absolutely buy fancy tail lotion though, dont lie.

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

Really starting to think that Yule is the way to go for a winter holiday

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

@generictwit37 Mouse Weapons

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

I never know what to say when people say stuff like "woah that is NOT what I expected you to look like under your mask"
Like.. thanks? Sorry???

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

@generictwit37 God he HAS to be touching him or he'll die

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

If I fail this class because of an email misunderstanding I will commit arson

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

@generictwit37

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

@generictwit37 It's the perfect crossroads of amusement and rapidly growing horror!

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

I have been promoted to site director which means the old site director's last day was yesterday (to everyone's surprise, including her own) which means I saw the going-away-party cake that they got her and it said "congrats on escaping a toxic workplace" and I'm

[۟willy @willycrooks]

music sounds better when it sounds like shit kinda

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

Starting off my day by cleaning up a sad, sick child's poop and puke means that it can truly only go up from here

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

Last day at this school is today I'm bringing a big backpack and sticking my favorite kids in it to sneak them over to my next school (there will be chex mix in the backpack so they will not get hungry) (maybe also cheeze its some of them don't like chex)

[Mallard @G0llyBee]

How the fuck am I supposed to get shit done when my dog is so comfy and cozy in my lap!!!