Lucifer

about to smoke a joint and continue to not give a fuck -24-

[Lucifer @G123L14]

Bong water is like herbal tea. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My man sent me this 🥹

[Lucifer @G123L14]

@Be_like_legend Yellow

[Lucifer @G123L14]

@izamamaa I would honestly be blessed to be touching shoulders with this Goddess 😩😩

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Rosie O'Donnell on Donald Trump,

"If you grew up in New York you knew he was an assh*le and a liar from day one"

"I am 64 years and spent my whole life here"

"I remember when his were repossessed at the runways at LaGuardia Airport

"I remember when he was broke"

"I remember when he would call up places and pretend to be his own publicist"

"He is a conman, he is a narcissist, and he is a psychopath if you ask me"

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[corleone @corleoneYC]

Esse é o nível de amizade que os homens têm uns com os outros

[Cape @cape_wrestles]

This version of CM Punk could eat and spit out TKO.

[Popplayzz @Popplayzz1]

John Cena once paid $100 to get McFlurry at 2AM from McDonald’s.

“One time, John Cena… Me and John, 2 AM, McDonald’s they always hit you with the same thing, ‘Hey, ice cream machine is down. We can’t make the McFlurry.’ ‘Really? You can’t make the McFlurry? What if I give you a $100 bill?’ This is John in the moment. They turned that thing on. McFlurry was right there for him”

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

i suffer from CHS (cant hear sht) i will “WHAT” tf outta u like Steve Austin

[Lucifer @G123L14]

@ABaasha1 @danyelsantana Usually mixture of corn syrup and dye with whatever other ingredients they choose to add to make it more thick or more thin :) (coming from a stagehand who worked on theatre)

[WWE News Updates @WWENewsUpdates2]

Rhea Ripley 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[Lucifer @G123L14]

@Be_like_legend Honestly no… I love my stage hand life and I also love the at home time I get too. But if I’m home for too many days I get stir crazy

[azndoll ꕤ.+* @starsingerz]

i havent seen this video in sooo long its soo gaggy

[BlackMedia__ @BlackMedia___]

Kanye West responded to a parody X account that claimed he and Pete Davidson are reportedly dating:

“It’s Ye.” 👀

[Lucifer @G123L14]

@FhV755VQLTwsj8Z @macbookmacll Lmao I thought it was just me

[Lucifer @G123L14]

@MentalidadFeroz I was getting reaaally nervous half way through 😅

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry. ❤️‍🩹

[myPotatoGames @myPotatoGames]

A farming game where one of the romanceable characters is a serial killer, and it will change with every playthrough!

I have been waiting so long for Grave Season, and I am so happy to hear it's releasing THIS SUMMER!

Grave Season is a farming game at heart. Take care of your crops, explore a cozy town, and befriend the many unique villagers and even find love - but be careful, there is a supernatural killer among the villagers.

Uncover secrets and find out who the killer is, then decide if you want to date them.

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: Comedian Chelsea Handler urges “horny little pig” men to get vasectomies

“Since the beginning of time, women have been ducking and diving and dodging pregnancy face-first or Pikachu-first. Frankly, they’re exhausted.”

“Enough, you horny little pigs in blankets.”