G2Nev

Hi my name's Gary and I'm a top notch pundit/commentator/bullshitter.

CAUTION! known to orgasm when decisive goals are scored.

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

#100Confessions I ruined my underwear after @Torres scored against Barca #unbelievableeeeeeeeeeee

[Michael Harris @mjyharris]

@G2Nev I've just seen a fat singer with a laptop. I think it was a Dell

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rather comical that Adele is affiliated with XL Recordings

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Zee Germans Are Through.

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Torres scored, and I didn't make a mess in my pants... #progress ......#EURO2012 #spain #Ireland

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

there's some nice cheese at these polish/ukrainian raves

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

all this spare time, craving cheese

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

Blackburn relegated... at least someone's getting chicken tonight #brfc

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

@fizzer18 do you get free sweets cause you play for efferton?

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

@fizzer18 is your @ name fizzer cause you play for the toffees?

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

every time @Torres scores now I get flashbacks to my orgasm

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I told Fergie he should've got Heskey #WouldHaveWonTheLeague

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should see the burns on my nob because of that goal! #PapissCisse

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

that Papiss Cisse goal. sacrebleu!

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

#BackstreetsBack let's just hope 2012 is true

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

#TypeNickiMinajWithoutLooking #TypeAPFRRSongWithoutLooking "stupid hoe". 2 birds. one stone.

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

all this speak of #CheeseXI is killing me #RecoveringCheesaholic

[G2Nev @G2Nev]

#CheeseXI Jack Wiltshire

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#CheeseXI Feta Cech

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#CheeseXI Peter Stilton