Uncle G

Everything everywhere all at once. || Truth is Relative

[AGBO OBINNAYA @AgboObinnaya]

If someone in your house looks dead, don't call the police. You are automatically digging your grave, if you know how Nigerian Police takes these matters especially if you don't have money. You go suffer.

Under the law, you are presumed innocent until proven guilty, but once you report to the police you will be presumed guilty until proven innocent which can take years.

Take the person to the nearest hospital, it is the duty of a doctor to declare someone dead and also since you are not a doctor, you may be wrong to think the person is already dead. Taking the person to the hospital gives them a chance to be resuscitated by the doctors and if they fail to revive the person, they can then declare the person dead.

That is when you can then call your lawyer. If you don't have a lawyer already, we built @UseCaseRadar for you so you can easily sign up at https://t.co/oiXOD1bKFW or download the Case Radar app and connect with lawyers no matter the time and no matter the place you are.

You should only report crimes to the police and since you didn't kill the person, I really don't know why you are reporting yourself to the police. If I were to be your lawyer, and you contact me, the next thing would be to help you contact the family of the person. The family can then report to the police themselves if they have reasonable grounds to suspect that you killed the person and we can take it up from there.

[Uncle G @G4generall]

@LuckyOk17832644 @OgaHans @Oluomoofderby Lol and you know this how?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Please shut up with this nonsense. This makes absolutely no sense. Low libido, high neurotic women need to shut up about sexual intimacy. Stop making rules out of your ass because you hate your own body and hate your man.

Making out is not non-sexual touch, you twat.

[jamaalwvetose @jamaalwvetose]

The Black intellectual man is the most misread person in his own community. Too Black for white spaces. Too articulate for street credibility. Too thoughtful for the masculine archetype. He exists in a gap that nobody built infrastructure for and navigates it mostly alone.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Greek mythology always leaves me pondering - it stuns me with the vivid pictures, then allows me to pick lessons.

So is the story of Antaeus. He was born of Poseidon and Gaia. Poseidon ruled over the seas, Gaia was the earth herself - the mother of Uranus.

Long before he was defeated by Heracles, Antaeus was always rumoured to be invincible. Stories recorded that Antaeus would wait at the entrance of Libya and force passersby to wrestle him - he always crushed them, piling their skulls so he could build a temple to his father, Poseidon.

This is where it gets interesting - he was only invincible as long as he maintained contact with Mother Earth. When Heracles eventually crushed him, Heracles did so by suspending him in the air, away from Mother Earth, crushing him in a bear hug.

In reflection, a lot of people have not been truly tested by the realities of the world because they have insulation. Insulation in systems, in parents, in their backgrounds. Just like Antaeus, the illusion of their strength is in contact with Gaia.

On the day Heracles decides to test your resolve, all it takes is for you to fall once, and if there is anything I know, it is the fact that a man who is used to standing and has never fallen will not be able to stand on the day he falls.

An extension of this conversation goes to parents who shield their children entirely from life's realities. You cannot apologise for having leverage in life, especially if your parents paved your way - but it is important to consistently stress-test how much of life you really can handle.

In the absence of the strength that grounds you, how do you survive?

[Uncle G @G4generall]

@maka_v3li @HR_emperiux @UnkleAyo 😂😭

[Bʟᴀᴄᴋ Jᴜɪᴄᴇ ☕ @FlowGaffer]

Guy man take this from someone who finished school and had nothing saved

I got a mini job that was paying 75k a month, I stayed away from women(it's very important) so I can focus, I saved up for 4years whilst working

I quit said Job, then went into something I liked and had passion for, business in Gadgets(phones, PS5) with the money I saved over the years at first it was a struggle but gradually it grew to what it is today

I'm not saying I've made it, but I'm not broke as I was 10 years ago, so you too can find something you're good at and invest in, ain't nothing like investing in yourself.

I hope this helps!!

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

Married for more than a decade now.

I have never thought of that question before.

Have we quarreled? Yes. But how we manage the quarrel was a different thing. I am using the word "was" here because we rarely do nowadays.

Having conflict resolution skills is very important in marriage.

The first few years were used to be totally truthful and transparent. It is the only way we know how to grow.

​One thing for sure is, I have enjoyed this marriage with my wife.

​But for the young guys out there, getting here is not luck.

You have to be smart about who you pick.

​Anybody can fake it for the first few months.

The oldest trick is just acting exactly how you want them to act, just to pull you in.

They will hide the crazy until they think you are locked in.

​So take your time. Tell her "no" and see what happens.

Watch her when she is mad or stressed out.

That is when you see who she really is.

​Watch what happens when she makes a mistake.

If you point it out and she starts crying, flips it around, or blames you, walk away.

If she can't just say "I was wrong," she will make your life a nightmare. She will make miserable look like child's play.

​Look at how she handles money. Is she trying to live like she's rich and expecting you to pay for it? Don't let her spend all your cash just to show off.

​Listen to how she talks about her past. If every ex or old friend she has is "toxic" and she was always the victim, guess what? She is the problem. Soon enough, you'll be the next bad guy in her story.

Ohhh, and watch how she is with family. Watch how she acts when things go wrong, and how she treats them when she is angry.

Because sooner or later, if you marry her, you will be her family.

The signs are always there... people just let emotions cloud their judgment.

​Looks don't mean much if she has a bad character.

Keep your eyes open, take things slow, and don't ignore the warning signs just because she is pretty.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

"We have platformed."

And that right there is where your problem starts. You still believe that YOU platformed Peller and his fellow creatures of the Nigerian brainrot swamp. Let me break the news to you:

THE. ALGORITHMS. ARE. BLACK. BOXES.

You do NOT know what goes into them and how they work. That story you heard that "the algorithm only shows you more of what you engage with" is a completely false statement, right up there with "crypto is decentralised and outside the state's control."

People have actually tried to take the platforms to court to open up their algorithms to public scrutiny, and the US court ruling which you can Google and read by yourself said that THE ALGORITHMS ARE PROPRIETARY. In other words, they are protected by IP law and you legally are not allowed to know how they actually work!

You did not platform any of these people! White guys in Silicon Valley did! You are not the one "making stupid people famous". Larry Ellison, Elon Musk, Sergey Brin and Mark Zuckerberg are the ones deciding who becomes famous in your society.

That is exactly why western social media platforms are banned in China and Russia - they want to retain the power to determine their own internal conversation. And by the way, China was accused of using TikTok to engineer US society the same way, which is why TikTok USA was forced to sell a controlling stake to Larry Ellison.

Stop misdiagnosing your problem, which is lack of sovereignty. "Nigerians are stupid and like stupid things" is not an intelligent explanation of how the world works! Only a simple minded person takes everything at face value even when superior information is so readily available.

[Uncle G @G4generall]

@IyelolaIge Lol no go burn house o

[Uncle G @G4generall]

@Degen_Marcel @Emmanuel7pop @alusi_aku Him realize am after 😂

[Uncle G @G4generall]

@iamokedi @Wizarab10 😂 lol also Imagine how wild and sexual your thoughts must be to able to picture a sex position with innocent airpod.

[Uncle G @G4generall]

@Earlyman4593521 @GossipMillNaija Ohh please!

[Uncle G @G4generall]

@Earlyman4593521 @GossipMillNaija No nothing will happen to them, especially if this is all we can do.

[Nelson✨ @MhieNelly]

No matter the direction women decide to take in life, it somehow still ends up favoring men.
If they choose to be wild and indecent, it just increases access for men.
If they choose to be disciplined and decent, it simply creates more for long-term good charactered partners for men .
Either way, the outcome still circles back to men benefiting in one form or another.

[Uncle G @G4generall]

@PerfectSam5 @UgochukwuCFR Planning that far creates a stable environment. Na shortsightedness dey make person collect 10k come suffer 8 years.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Men are willing to submit (loyal) to other men who are smarter, more logical, and better leaders in order to make the country work.

When you watch survival series, you'll notice the men quickly choose a leader and split themselves into groups: one for hunting, one for finding wood to build nests, and one for building the nest.

You know what the women did? They were crying like little kid. Couldn’t even form a group.
They even contaminated their own drinking water by trying to preserve the food they had inside the container, and when it got spoiled, they poured the contaminated water into the river and contaminated it.

Now,
Men understand hierarchies, and that’s why loyalty to other men is what birthed the civilization you enjoy today. The men giving the orders had the resources; they funded the projects to discover oil and gas, technology, infrastructures, medicines, outer space, planets, planes, and so on.

Women don’t believe in hierarchies due to them believing we are equal; they can’t follow instructions, think outside the group, and have others listen and follow.

They're too egotistical, weak, and lazy, so submitting to another woman that will be bossing her around for the betterment of society is what they will never accept.

They would rather watch the society collapse, just like how they are doing now, than submit to someone smarter and more logical than them. This is why matriarchal societies went into extinction. Women killed it by themselves because of their egos and laziness.

[Uncle G @G4generall]

@Jennnyyyyyy 18kg

[Bitto Keren K Esq. @KerenKBitto]

🥹💅🏻respectfully me I want the sex.

In fact we don’t need to move into his house, we can move into mine. Don’t come with boxers daddy, come as you are😋🙈

😆it always amazes me how much many women hate or act like sex is only for the benefit or pleasure of men.

Ogbeni we will cohabit before marriage o.

Let me know if I can tolerate your habits and more importantly let me know if you have a morning wood that I can sit on before I stand up for a long work day.

Lodging you for unpaid sex, wey na me go enjoy am pass😂

Unpaid Labour, yet you daily clean and cook at home for yourself.

Sighhh, husby come let us cohabit o, use me daddy 🥹🥹🥹😋😋🤗