I spent the last 3 hours doing nothing but laying down on a gross couch using a fuck ass crochet blanket to cover me bc I was in front of a 65° AC and now I’m at my grandmas house and I have to sleep in this 80°+ house bc I have to leave at 8:30 AM to be on the standby list
Bye I’m never not gauge swatching again I’m trying on my current knit for the first time and it fits me but it’s not the oversized look I’m going for 😒
The last 3 times I’ve had a hamburger I’ve said “a burger with nothing on it but lettuce and ketchup” AND EVERY TIME IVE GOTTEN CHEESE WHAT ABOUT THAT STATEMENT WOULD LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE I WANT CHEESE
I’m watching Widows bay on Apple TV and idk if this is part of the bit but why does the main guy keep saying common phrases wrong. Like instead of the pullout method he says the withdraw method and instead of ding dong ditch he says doorbell ditch
My sister is mad bc Bentley doesn’t want to be around her and will bark at the door if she locks him in her room because he wants to be with me and I feel bad but like 😭
How are you complaining about money you spent coming to Cali while I was actively protesting AGAINST YOU GOING???????????? Jokes on you because I literally don’t gaf it’s having the opposite effect where I now also resent you for trying to guilt trip me like
Feeling so #vindicated bc in the serval convos I’ve witnessed no one agreed with my mom about my Cali trip and then when my mom was trying to guilt trip me with how much money she spent on the trip I said “the trip you weren’t invited to?” and my dad fully laughed in her face
It really frustrates me that my parents have this big gorgeous house and don’t take care of it… like PLEASE hire a cleaner and some organizers and maybe get a dumpster out here like I’m BEGGING you
i googled my twitter handle because i was trying to find an old tweet and this app’s search function is broken, and instead i found that i’m quoted in someone’s masters thesis??? 😭