NORMAL INTERNET USER.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

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THE BETA CUCK IN QUESTION.
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[𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚍𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚎𝚛 @OfNobleBlood_]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕...

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝚒𝚜 '𝚑𝚎𝚛' 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎?
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[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

yeah, I have ADHD.

a
dick.
huge
dick.

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

but I deserve money...

right? right?

[ًً @NlGHTWAIKER_]

I trust you less than the dead with money .

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@obsesslveluvr I'd like... some kisses, maybe, or, uh...

really? nothing's off the table?

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

it's pride month, so you have to be nice to me.

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@obsesslveluvr you really are too good to me...

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@obsesslveluvr you can be even nicer?

but you're, like... extremely nice already.

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@SumiSukiSuki she's... yeah, that's true. her mum's given her LOTS of gifts, though, so that almost, sort of makes it fine.

"you're welcome, love. your smile is so nice... so it's worth it."

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@SumiSukiSuki sigh... off they come, then. after a bit of unstrapping, Seren hands over her beloved sandals to her nice young guest.

"you can keep 'em... if you end up grabbing something I like, one day."

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@DlRTYLILSECRETS [ the taste lingers along her throat, and the surface of her tongue... but where once she thought she would have pulled back by now, she finds herself... concerningly enticed.

the tip of her tongue slides forth, touching up against the rude girl's slit. ]

mmn... nn.

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@SumiSukiSuki ー the whole place was laid out before their eyes ー little kitchen, a living space to the side with a tv and a vast array of consoles... as well as doors to the bathroom and bedrooms. nothing inspiring, but certainly not unpleasant.

"you, uh... still want the shoes?"

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@SumiSukiSuki "guess you're right about that. magic's probably just completely real too. I wouldn't be that shocked anymore."

speaking of magical...

"here we are. home, sweet home."

she'd creak the apartment door open and leads the little bird in, making sure to securely close it behind.ー

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@DlRTYLILSECRETS [ the poor girl's eyes shut tight the instant the first splash hits her tongue. the taste was like... well, she hardly knew how to describe it, when it was flooding her mouth. ]

glkー

[ she has to gulp it down before long... and again, and... she doesn't... totally hate it? ]

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@SumiSukiSuki "no, it's... Seren, love. Seren. no 'a.'"

though, she can't help but smile. she's so damn cute, what with her pretty smile and positivity...

"but, er... heard the term in a few games, some manga and stuff. you're telling me that stuff's real, too?"

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@SumiSukiSuki "a... ah...? I'm not an alchemist or anything, so I wouldn't know any of these terms either, h- heheh..."

not too far from home, now. so far, so good.

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@DlRTYLILSECRETS [ grumble, grumble...
with her heart fluttering from all sorts of nerves, mixed feelings, dread, tiny pangs of curiosity and excitement... she'll lower her to her knees, and... ]

aー... aa... aaaahh...

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@DlRTYLILSECRETS mngffshutuppp.

I, ah...

I'm... a little, tiny bit thirsty.

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@SumiSukiSuki coughー

"what? whatever he wants? like, anything?"

oh, well, that's got her well and truly interested.

"can... an ordinary human learn to make these things, if she works hard enough?"

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@DlRTYLILSECRETS I'm notー

. . .

am I into that?

. . .

I can think of worse things.

[NORMAL INTERNET USER. @GACHACEL]

@SumiSukiSuki "heh, s- sorry. I know I'm just some lady..."

she actually... does feel a little bad about it, sometimes. Seren's surrounded by so many fantastical folks, that she stands out in her ordinariness.

"that would be nice, though." 🥺