Gapper

Hi I’m Gapper from your Cincinnati reds I was created in 2002 in a failed science experiment and now I’m on Twitter Not affiliated with the Cincinnati reds

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The @Reds have officially been Eliminated Gapper hasn’t been paying attention because he doesn’t care too much anymore but we might as well trade Elly if we don’t care about winning anymore.

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@RealRedsFan1977 Gapper believes that the roster you have created is a travesty, this team could have been good but keys issues went unaddressed @JoeyVotto will fix everything!?!

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Gapper wants to know why Hayes still get at bats at the MLB level when he could probably have a batting average within 20 points while wearing his suit and bunting!

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@RealRedsFan1977 Gapper thinks you are right about that mister Krall also can you give me a pay raise?

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@JoeyVotto @Nati_Sports Gapper agrees with you Joey and believes that he’s a great player around about that much but unfortunately I’m not sure if the club that employs me will be able to afford that contract.

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Mr.Gapper is extremely excited about today’s game we got chirped extensively but it was worth it to watch the Reds squeak out a close win it was a good time thanks @ofcwrigleyfield

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@Gharr0612 Gapper thinks they could be a 8 win team with a floor 2 wins

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Gapper is excited for next season in 2027 because the Reds clearly don’t care about this season anymore!

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But Gapper is mostly sad that there won’t be baseball next year because teams like the Reds don’t care about whether they are competitive or not and it’s more about the money, Gapper hopes the problem will get solved but overall Gapper is just sad we got swept by the Nationals.

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Gapper has awoken from a 3 year nap, wowie we made the playoffs for the first time since Covid last year that was pretty cool!

But Gapper is also very sad, Gapper is sad because the team doesn’t invest in its minor league prospects, Gapper is sad because we don’t pay anyone.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The 44s

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Gapper is heading to Pittsburgh this year 🥵🥵🥵

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

Furries

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Gapper is happy to celebrate the most swaggy reds player

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Celebrating dat birthday today❗

HBD, BP❗

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@Reds Gapper is happy to see we r back

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@Reds Gapper is crying hail size tears

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@Reds @ellylacocoa18 Gapper was not surprised by this at all

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Gapper is also happy to report that we released wil Myers

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Thank god we didn’t let trash ass wil myers take that AB

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Gapper hasn’t been active because people actually come to games now so Gapper has to be out there for the kids

But Gapper is happy to report 1 season after almost setting a losing streak in franchise history, we almost set a winning one a year later

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reds stat of the day

The reds are now at 13 straight road losses they now need 6 more to tie the 1933 reds (19) and 11 to tie the 2021 diamondbacks (24) holy shit they sucked

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Thank god we didn’t let trash ass wil myers take that AB