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I dabble in fighting game-based mediocrity.

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

2026 MEDIA THREAD

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@Tohkamiya MY CAPTAIN MY IDOL MY KING

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@zandowastaken yeah the two forms having different assists is honestly the standout from the spotlight for me. playing her in duos will be fun because it's just more little "games within the game" to think about.

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@chocovania if she can't kick my ass what's the point

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@ThomasMoonKang she's got some of your coolest animation work imo

[Tim Hale - Criminally Funny J6er @LouisofMonmouth]

June 25, 2025 (Pennsylvania): DUI / driving-related charges (arraignment July 6, 2026)

Aug 20, 2025 (Pennsylvania):
Attempted Drugging/Sexual Assault of Riley Williams (police report made)

Feb 5-6, 2026 (Minnesota): Felony criminal damage to property (1st degree)

Late Feb 2026 (D.C.): Misdemeanor threats against police officer

March 2026 (D.C.): Failure to appear (bench warrant issued)

May 10-11, 2026 (Michigan): Texting while driving + no valid license + possession of controlled substance (mushrooms)

May 21-22, 2026 (Tennessee): Contempt of court (10 days)

June 2, 2026 (Texas): Outstanding warrant (D.C./trespass-related)

Ladies and gentlemen, patriots and radicals, J6ers and leftists, does it make ANY sense that Jake Lang is allowed to cause chaos across the entire country and not face real consequences for it? It's obvious what he is.

[Your Pal Al @keithubermensch]

do you know how fucking stupid you have to be to think skid row started in the last ten years

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

8th reminder.

Woke was originally about not letting the government fool you.

Companies found a way to make money off some black shit. Oversaturated it and completely changed it.

And now that same government has is telling you to be anti woke. Which means asleep.

Crazy chess move honestly.

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@cowboydaylight @theneedledrop if you only publicly care about racism when a youtuber says something you don't like about your favorite artist you are not a good person

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@cowboydaylight @popbasedarling @theneedledrop really seems like you had to choose between seeing a therapist or listening to taylor swift

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@cowboydaylight given the way you've been replying to me, i think it's pretty clear being a swiftie has been bad for your mental health.

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@cowboydaylight I'm asking YOU to prove that he said it in 2021 because I *(would* find that more objectionable. Instead you just call me insane.

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@cowboydaylight you really are something lol. i never said "if it was before 2021 it doesn't matter." I said that the stuff he said over 10 years ago should be used as evidence for how he is now. YOU are not the same person you were 10 years ago. Why should anyone be held to that standard?

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@cowboydaylight @theneedledrop you don't gotta type all that you can just say "no"

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@cowboydaylight @myymeloddyyy @theneedledrop which clip is some 2021

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@myymeloddyyy @cowboydaylight @theneedledrop yeah i did forget about thatistheplan but it still doesn't change the fact that just because he said shit over 10 years ago does not mean he can't change or isn't that way anymore. pulling out these receipts because he said shit you don't like about your favorite artist is weird.

[KELL @GATESOFKELL]

@cowboydaylight @theneedledrop taylor fan account lmao nobody has ever taken you seriously

[Rowby @RowbyYT]

"sorry we cant give you your daughter"

"how about this let me tell you something. How about I go to your moms house. Get some cookies. Get some milk. Then just start [starts humping the air] giving her backshots. All day. All night. Next to your room. And you hear me make a new-

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s just extremely funny how billionaires tell us to get by with less, when they would literally destroy the world to avoid paying even a 1% tax.