If my parents find out about the accounts:
Facebook: wow, didn't know you had so many friends!๐
Twitter: wow, didn't know you were gay!๐
#TwitterVersusFacebook
Facebook: God bless everyone!
Twitter: religion was created to control people and ensure male, wealthy, white heterosexuals remain at the top
#TwitterVersusFacebook
Facebook: Yes aunty, feel free to post that cringy picture of me. I love that! ๐
Twitter: praying isn't the only thing your daughter does on her knees DEBRA!
#TwitterVersusFacebook