How Much A Dollar Cost.??

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[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

The @nyknicks are home and our city is ready to show out.

We’re hosting a free watch party for 5,000 New Yorkers tonight in Bryant Park.

You can register at the link below starting at noon today: https://t.co/Te8eGk5TwW

[CULTURALLY INAPPROPRIATE VILLAIN 😎 @in_da_grass]

My dearest friend worked so hard and Im extremely proud of her. Black American & Veteran Owned!! Check the date. You can also shop online

https://t.co/14xc0dl8KQ

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

exactly

[nina(delphia) (existential dread version) @ninastarner]

well to be honest I get it. that’s the best fucking facelift i’ve ever seen

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Why is every second comment telling me to go to a strip club? Is this a normal activity to do in America?😭😭

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Ay! We're doing it!

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND-
I Love Boosters is RETURNING to some screens that we lost!!!

Here's one in Olympia, WA

[Myleeza @MyleezaKardash]

Yall are too young to understand how important random appearances were in the 2000s and 2010s. Kris Jenner would have them at the opening of a file cabinet. She didn’t gaf!

[Return of the Butch Queen ♛ @imjerrynotkevin]

LMAOOOOOO

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

False it does matter who you voted for

[LUZ 🐰☀️ @strbyshke]

15 minute track that pushed the boundaries of what was considered “radio friendly” & “appropriate” for women in the music industry…. oh godonna summer, i listen to & think of u fondly….

[Kᴇʟɪᴀʜ Cᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ Rᴇsɪᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴ Kᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ Tᴏᴡɴ @RealKDPFan4Eva]

If I had her body right NOW, you’d have to chase me down to keep me clothed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Matthew “Movies” Thomason @ThomasonTown]

I mean clearly this is what they should’ve done instead of a live action remake.

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

The police walk through Penn Station literally with military weapons in groups, a spree stabbing is wild

[jas @lyruedde]

he jumped out of balcony in that episode😭

[amandalorian 🪩🧚🏽✨ @amandalorian_]

i’m so entertained by this random german man live tweeting his experience in atlanta. why didn’t anyone tell him to go to magic city???

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

A POWERPUFF GIRLS (1998–2005) commercial from 2000 is pure Y2K nostalgia.

[Irish by a Mainoo @RaByAMillion]

😭😭😭😭 the tweets from the world experiencing the US for the next 2 months will feed family’s. Nobody and i mean nobody has ever said this about Stone Mountain (not even a mountain)

[َ @ungodlywests]

the roar when meg came out oh megan thee stallion your peers love you #TonyAwards