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@MicahBeckwith This is anti-Christian and anti-American.

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@Heather72727791 @TexasDeltaHedge @PicturesFoIder Not to feel safe, but to feel tough and powerful.

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@archer_rs Wait, what? I could have died instead of doing laundry and cleaning the bathroom? Damn. I need to do a better job of keeping up with the news.

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@jdanbishop @libsoftiktok What is this nonsense? Are you trying to outdo Virginia Foxx to see who can embarrass our state the most this week? This is an offering from a candidate who has nothing worthwhile to contribute.

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@keithroysdon Ah, waiting for plumbers…. Good times. Good times.

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@keithroysdon Jeez, hanging an old “Wander Indiana” up there would be better.

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@keithroysdon @DouglasWalkerSP Don’t they just sit on the award on the chair?

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@ThatEricAlper “Tara” by Roxy Music

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@DanClantonJr Yeah, but does it have to be those shirts? Maybe a looser fitting natural fiber with a pocket somewhere?

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@keithroysdon Is he the a-hole? Yes. Yes he is.

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@keithroysdon Change the language a little and I say this to my students over and over again. They don’t listen.

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@keithroysdon Wait, what happened to having a “wide stance”? Is that not still a thing? Damn, I need to get out more.

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@Acyn She will never, ever understand the irony of what she is saying. It will perpetually fly over her empty head.

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@adlewis @cocainebear I would be into seeing “Cocaine Moose.”

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@keithroysdon @cmclymer This one took me a little longer than I’m comfortable admitting.

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@keithroysdon Congratulations! I hope it’s a big success.

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@Jim_Jordan I’m American and I’m pro-choice. I’m also pro-not-letting-college-athletes-get-sexually-assaulted-in-the-locker-room. It’s a damn shame you can’t say the same.

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@keithroysdon @KellyMalacko @TobieCarter6190 I hope the big twist isn’t that it was the crusty old caretaker in a ghost disguise. Because that’s been done a lot.

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@adlewis First 3 episodes are slow. Then it gets wicked good.