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8. Goodbye everyone, and stay buff!

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1. It seems that from the broken, glitched audio recording we were delivered that Smelbin Fartwhistle attempted to contact us by stealing a phone from a russian mafia member while they were asleep. My thoughts are with Smelbin in this difficult time. I dearly hope he is alive.

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7. To @QuintinSteel_: My private investigators know more than you think. The police are closer than you think. You won't get away with this forever. I hope to god that someday soon you get the justice you deserve.

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A usb drive was dropped off outside our office this morning. The only file on it was this mp3. Listen for yourself if you must, we feel that as journalists we have a responsibility to report all that happens as it happens. It is presented at this time with no comment.

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NEWSFLASH!!! Our trusted reporter, Smelbin Fartwhistle, has been taken HOSTAGE by the MAFIA!!!!! How many innocent journalists must NEEDLESSLY DIE before their INSATIABLE THIRST FOR BLOOD is FINALLY QUENCHED?????

[How Scrumptious Is That @HowScrumptious]

i have Smelbin Fartwhistle he die if you not give me my guys boxer will die to. вы педики. я не перестану убивать, пока не получу то, что хочу.

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The @HowScrumptious HOSTAGE SITUATION reaches its 6th DAY!!! Who do the RUSSIAN MAFIA have IMPRISONED IN THEIR TERRIFYING DISUSED WAREHOUSE???? The police would certainly like to know!!!!! Got any info on the situation??? Call 999!!!!!

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This week we will not be running a featured article on our website. In its place there will be an obituary for a true hero in the fight against corruption in the boxing industry: Herbert Fishcock. We truly hope Herbert will be the first and last victim of these heartless bastards

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We will not be intimidated by the russian mafia!!! We will not back down!! You can kill our reporters, but you will never silence us!!! We will report the truth forever!!!! Herbert Fishcock's death will not be in vain!!!

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It is our sad duty to report that Herbert Fishcock, our trusted reporter, has been found dead this morning in an apparent assassination. He was leading the investigation on @QuintinSteel_ and he will be sorely missed. Our thoughts are with his family in this sad time.

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The RUSSIAN MAFIA appear to be MAKING DEMANDS OF THE POLICE!!!! Watch this space for more updates!!!

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слушай суки, у меня есть боксер. освободить друзей из тюрьмы или он умрет. если ты бесплатно живешь боксером и получаешь деньги. сделай сейчас или он умрет.

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Who is this mysterious person?? The police are surely tracking the IP of whoever posted this to find out where they are!!!!!

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ха-ха, у меня есть деньги, сука, вы, дураки, никогда не знаете кто. Если @GBC__NEWS кари на разговоре, я все убью.

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UPDATE ABOUT @HowScrumptious!! The POLICE have released a STATEMENT! It seems that SOMEONE ESCAPED THE RAID with 2.5 MILLION POUNDS of LAUNDERED MONEY!!! The police are opening an APPEAL for INFORMATION!! If anyone knows WHO IT WAS or WHERE THEY WENT, contact them straight away!!

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It saddens us to hear that our fellow journalists at How Scrumptious is That are corrupt. Journalists should hold themselves to high standards! When you hear an opinion from GBC News, you know you can trust it!

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THIS JUST IN!!! The POLICE have BUSTED @HowScrumptious!!!! Their offices were RAIDED earlier TODAY!!!! There was a SHOOTOUT and at least 32 suspected members of the RUSSIAN MAFIA have been ARRESTED!!!! More on this story soon!!!!!!